unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here
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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
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grandma has been run over by a reindeer every Christmas eve since 1979 and frankly i’m beginning to believe it isn’t an accident
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Having your own personal blog is honestly quite a nice change of pace compared to Reddit. I could put a funny GIF of George Bush getting hit by a shoe on here and the worse case scenario is that no one even notices.
You put that on a big subreddit and you get your eyes gouged out and a heap of political discourse underneath your post.
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Today in History: December 14. The Bush shoeing incident
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According to My Coworker, it is “unrealistic” and “inconsiderate” for me to demand that the average person conquer their fear of death and cultivate comfort within their mortality. Apparently my deeply casual attitude about Death is “unsettling” and “disturbing.”
Bah! Cowardice!
Just because I survived several harrowing near death experiences while simultaneously restructuring my cognition using powerful psychedelics does not make me a weirdo! Anyone can stare directly into The Void and tell The Thing That Stares Back to sit down and shut up.
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…Right?
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Tried to watch the On Brand Pod live stream, only to see it get struck down almost immediately in three different places. All I can think of is this dumb contextless clip
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it is really wild that people are incapable of seeing children as being able to make autonomous informed decisions
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