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Please Mr. Postman Update--Chapter 6

New chapter is up and Masterlist is updated 😤

Preview below and I will warn, there is an unexpectedly large amount of mustard in this chapter.

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“Alright,” Kakuzu clears his throat, folding his arms over his chest as he leans back. “Time to take those off.”

Hidan raises a brow, it peeks above the top frame of his sunglasses. “Vague,” he murmurs with a smirk, leaning in on the counter. “If it’s all the same to you, I’ll just assume you’re talking about my shorts.”

“I am not talking about your stupid shorts.”

“Socks then? Hm, y’know I didn’t have ‘secret foot fetish’ on my Kakuzu bingo card, but I guess I could see it.”

Kakuzu would like to hit him.

“God damnit, Hidan, just take off…” he growls, pressing his huge palms to the island counter, fingers splaying across the granite. He leans in, shoulders hunched and head angling down to the meet Hidan’s eyeline as his voice drop into a dangerous octave, “the fucking sunglasses.”

Their faces are close like this, both men perched over the island. Kakuzu’s nostrils flare, catching a faint whiff of an uncharacteristically sterile smell. Like rubbing alcohol and neosporin.

Hidan closes the gap further. Leans in with a smug defiance. Even with the sunglasses on, Kakuzu can tell he’s got some shitty, coltish glint in his eye. “How about this…” His voice comes out low and teasing. Kakuzu can’t help but focus on his lips as they say the last thing they ought to. "Why don't you fuckin’ make me?"

#KakuHida #Kakuzu #Hidan #Naruto Fanfiction #Fanfic #fic update #Fic: please mr. postman #silly amounts of mustard ahead you've been warned #oh and sexual tension but that's unrelated to the mustard #OR IS IT???

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"don't mass reblog/like :/" coward. fool. somebody just went through and liked and reblogged 64 things from my blog in the span of half an hour at most. and i've never felt more alive in my life

#Yeah ngl really weird when I see people annoyed by this??? #Like/reblog to your hearts content #We're here for a good time not a long time who cares if you like a bunch of blog posts go wild bro

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#Godzilla #YES this Goji design is TOP TIER truly an icon A KING #godzilla minus one #the boat scenes were chefs fucking kiss #when can I watch this againnnnn

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stop detoxifying that ship. no softness and making love they fuck like animals and draw blood when they bite

#ahahahha NO #you’ll have to pry the only moderately toxic KakuHida modern AUs from my COLD DEAD HANDS

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kinda obsessed with hime cut sakura lately

#Sakura #GORGEOUS like my jaw hit the ground and my tongue is rolling out like fruit by the foot gorgeous

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"Pretty enough to paint. Too bad I don't have a canvas. Or paints. Or the skills."

Never change, Wyll. Never change.

#bg3 #wyll ravengard #Dude I feel this in my CORE #violently shaking Wyll's hand

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It’s Rei’s birthday today 😭 my oldest oc oh my gosh what a wild ride it’s been girly.

#Friends OCs #Naruto OC #REI BB YOU LOOK SO CUTE HAPPY BDAY

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Hey friendos, come on by if you wanna scream about blorbos

Hey you, yeah you, nerd who is way too into Naruto fanfiction, fan art, and fandom stuff (affectionate), I’ve only got one thing to say to someone like you…

JOIN US!!!

That’s right, there are more of us out there and we’re waiting for you (not creepy, please I promise it’s really not creepy). We’ve got a lovely little discord for all of the awkward beans that just want to geek out about things like character development (!!!) writer’s block ☹ character’s kissing (or more) and/or killing each other, and y’know, lots of other stuff! (this is probably a good time to mention it is 18+) 

So, fellow Naruto enjoyers, come join our friendly little corner if you’d like. We have lots of emojis,  weekly writing prompts, NSFW channels for the shameless deviants (bless your spicy souls), and tons of little nooks and crannies for recommendations, promotions, art, events and chatty chat chatting 💖 Aside from a couple rules, almost ALL ships are welcome here and the server is very LGBTQ+ friendly 🏳️‍🌈

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#Prompt of the week - The weekly writing prompt from the server

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#Sakura Haruno #Naruto discord server #A safe space to be an unhinged degenerate #And like...brainstorm and do actual writing things but whatever #I'm Alchemy on there just to keep things confusing

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Just some Kakuzu writing his fic. (a.k.a. some silly art I did for @narutofanonshinden)

#Kakuzu #KakuHida #Kakuzu abusing the company laptop #Yes of course he writes using Times New Roman #Hidan got him that mug and himself a shirt that just says ‘I’m bitches’ #firefly art

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Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal

We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.

#wasn’t me

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reverse uno no justu

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#Sasori #AHHHH PUPPET TO HUMAN SASORI MY BELOVED #I love this with my whole heart #he is so SO interesting and angsty to think about in this context #the wild adjustment he would have to EVERYTHING #the wind on his face the hunger in his gut the avalanche of EMOTIONS he hasn’t felt in decades #please I could (and have) gone on and on about this (and ty moona for indulging me when I do Im glad we’re both freaks—positive) #the coloring of this is so so lovely my eyes are eating it up

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#words of affirmation

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writing fics be like

#it’s true

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😎

#kisasaku #kisame hoshigaki #sakura haruno #OUGHAKSKALSKAL this is AMAZING #the size difference pls dear god I have been murdered by it (positive) #Kisame’s babygirl vibes in this crop top are off the charts #god I just love Kisa with amber eyes

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Godzilla but it's GTA

Poor Tiamat... they did her dirty :(

It's okay Tiamat! I'll make your gijinka look beautiful!

#Godzilla #Tiamat #mothra #godzilla x kong spoilers #HONESTLY THOUGH #THIS IS PRACTICALLY CANON IM DEAD 💀 #so big brained #Tiamat girl I’m sorry my boy really has no fucking manners #rip Tiamat and all those poor bridges smdh…

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yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad

#very good info!

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Types of Sasori smiles. 😊💭 Headcanons below 👇

Confident- Most likely to show up. If it’s a battle he believes he can win, this smug smile comes out. Or if he's talking down to others. Can potentially be very aggravating for people on the other end of it.

Unhinged- Uncommon, but when he does display this grin it's for the briefest of moments or when he goes all out. Sometimes if he's been pissed off enough (or having too much fun) then he might get here.

Gentle- Once every millennium. So rare. Especially as a puppet, it comes along as like a little twitch. Might occur when he's amused. Or when someone isn't looking directly at him. If someone does get a good look at it, beware, he will deny it.

All of these vary in occurrence when he's human of course. (More thoughts on that one day.) 🙃

#Sasori #lalsjhdsllsjdhdk I love these #unhinged Sas is top fucking tier #very few have witnessed it because if he gets to that point any witnesses are probably dying