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The best hetero ships are like she's a badass bitch who needs no man, but she's got one anyway, boy's emotionally repressed but worships the ground she walks on, battle couple TM, tending to each other's wounds, taking care of each other in their most vulnerable states

#lolol

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#Voting on this was far too hard

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May the 4th be with You: A Poem for Star Wars Day

#Star wars

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If you've never seen how pandas look when they're first born and you've never seen a mother panda carrying them there's no way to prepare you for it

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i hope the worker who turned boris away at the polls looked him in the eye and called him by name.

“so sorry former prime minister mr boris de pfeffel johnson but the law requires you to show photo ID in order to vote 😔”

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Eden Robinson, “Writing Prompts for the Broken-hearted”

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Gambit and Rogue

By Stéphanie Bouchard

#I remain absolutely fucking obsessed with their faces #Millenial Rage: The Musical #I really need to get a tagging system

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April 21st was the fifth anniversary of the last truly great scene of Game of Thrones. 😭 Thought I should commemorate the occasion with a portrait of Gwendoline Christie as Brienne of Tarth in that scene.

Prints and merch of this on Redbubble Follow my Instagram for more fan art

#I love this so much she's gorgeous #brienne of tarth #(and my heart) #GOT fanart #i don't even go here

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I realize that I'm very new to the rogue x Gambit space but why can I not find content of rogue pegging Gambit.

Sorry for being NSFW on main but seriously guys. Y'all are missing out on something

#Fucking CACKLING #Once again I find myself reading a ship with a shocking lack of pegging #It never fails #SURELY this time the gender fuckery het couple with Queer Energy has the pegging #They do not #Then I gotta befriend people to lure into it like a goddamned farmer growing their own crops #Which is to say: OP write it and they will come #(I have not deep dived on the topic so if there are recs for existing fics I'm all ears) #Millenial Rage The Musical #(I need a better generic tag but I haven't gotten anything better than The Gumbo Dumbos)

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Dear fellow brits remember to vote in the election today, if you don't want to vote for anyone then go to the polling booth (with your id) and draw a bunch of penises on the ballot paper, this shows you're not apathetic and just think they're all cunts. Otherwise people won't bother to appeal to your demographic.

#A timely reminder to pop out BEFORE dinner #The initial plan to go this morning's got ruined by a roof leak

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DOCTOR WHO (2005 - ) I The Giggle

#The fact 15 can do this because 14 puts in the work to heal like please just kill me now 😭

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I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.

If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?

Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.

Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.

#I got my fucking fibula which was definitely in my top ten worst options

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I just really need them all to know he's coming back, ok?

#😂 😂 😂 #XMen 97 spoilers #Millenial Rage: The Musical #Look I've had to listen to every single rundown of deck builds and miraculous holders for YEARS #My family can give me this 😂 #I think they're expecting a giant pin board soon with connecting strings

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Looks like it's Deathbit then. That's the theory that DeMayo has been consistently acknowledging and NOT ruling out.

So now freaking APOCALYPSE is our best hope to fix this shit?

How did we get here?

#XMen 97 spoilers #Millenial Rage: The Musical #The week between ep 5 and 6 was a hilarious speed run from 'They better fucking NOT' to 'LET'S GO!' #The comic storyline was.... Well. And Apocalypse is so boooooring as a villain #But done well? The tropes this hits on are so good: the horror of coming back wrong and home being twisted by your absence #Love as defiance #Emerging red in tooth and claw and finding hope #I've also been thinking way too much about that City and Colour song #If you say it now/leave no doubt/you will shatter the earth/that's where I will be found/'cause the love still held me near #It's why I don't want the discovery to be an empty grave when she's made her peace with his death #NO #Like it's probably what will happen #I've made my peace with it #But this is the woman who would let an asteroid full of people die to save him #She doesn't have to accept SHIT #Let rage is love win for fucking once

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“I’m not going to lie…I always kinda assumed that he was going to die doing some freaky sexual thing with Rogue….”

“…so I really had to cut allot of jokes from this service when it turned out to be a heroic sacrifice thing….”

#*cackles* #XMen 97 spoilers #Millenial Rage: The Musical