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[fishy-douchenozzle]

Reblog if you will NOT roleplay with those under 18.

NOTE TO MINORS: Many of those who reblog this and similar posts are adults who write mature content, which may include sexual content, and as such it is for their legal protection as much as yours that their blogs are age restricted.

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Reblog if you will NOT roleplay with those under 18.

NOTE TO MINORS: Many of those who reblog this and similar posts are adults who write mature content, which may include sexual content, and as such it is for their legal protection as much as yours that their blogs are age restricted.

[fishy-douchenozzle]

Hey there following for @helluvaxhazbin and @bliitzo

//Heyo! Welcome

#💦 making a splash 💦| ooc #🦈 fish out of water 🦈| mun speaks

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Questions for 🏳️‍🌈GAY AF MUSES🏳️‍🌈

🍓 Have they ever fallen for someone straight?

🍌 What do "gay thoughts" look like for them?

🍆 Do they maintain an active sex life?

🍒 Would they ever want to get married?

🥑 Do they pass for straight, or do people take them for gay at a glance?

🫐 Give us a song that describes something about their sexuality.

🍇Do they hang out with a lot of other LGBT people? Is this a conscious decision?

🍎 How do they flirt with the same sex?

🍏 How do they react to flirting from the same sex?

🍉 Do you try to stick to a canon muse's OG sexuality, or switch it up?

🍍 Has this muse's sexuality changed over the course of playing them?

🍑 For research purposes, do they top or bottom? Exlusively, or preferentially?

🍋 Have they ever dealt with homophobia? If so, how?

🍉Is a gay muse easier or difficult to write for you?

#💙the splash zone 💦| memes

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#💦 making a splash 💦| ooc #🦈 fish out of water 🦈| mun speaks #💦You Know It's Better Down Where It's Wetter 😏| Muse Playlist #Youtube

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reblog this if on april fool’s, you’re accepting ic ‘pranks’ in your ask box. put ketchup in my muse’s drink, tie their shoelaces together, go wild. go crazy. have fun dealing with the consequences.

#💙the splash zone 💦| memes

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//Can't believe I need to say this but don't harass me about responses. That's literally the 15th rule on this post. Believe it or not, people have lives outside of RP, people don't always have muse for RP or they just don't have the energy or motivation to write.

Trust me, I'd love to respond immediately but sometimes I just don't feel like it. Sorry if I'm not responding fast enough for you but RP is for fun, not an obligation. If you're not happy with that, sorry about it but don't harass me every day about RPING. I will get to it when I have the time, energy and muse and with how I've been feeling lately, it's going to be a while.

~Rules of The Cum Zone~

This is an 18+ only blog. If you are under the age of 18 and I find out about it, I'm blocking you immediately and trust me, I will be checking. I am 21+ and so is my muse. Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel are ADULT cartoons and will be treated as such. That being said, if you don't have your age somewhere on your blog, I'm blocking you. You can even DM me your age if you're uncomfortable posting it. Please just let me know that you're at least 18.

READ MY RULES BEFORE YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT INTERACTING!!! I have had issues on my other blogs about rules and it WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. If I have to end up making this a private RP account, so be it. Don't make me do it.

Do not force ships. I ship based on chemistry, canon and my own ships. Just because Chaz is kinda slutty doesn't mean he'll fuck you just because you asked.

Give me something to work with if we plot/play together. I'm tired of begging people to work with me. If you can't give me something to work with, we can't play together. If you're stuck, let's talk it out. I'll try to do the same

Follow basic RPC guidelines such as no godmodding, power playing, etc.

If you ask me how to RP after just offering to play, I won't answer. Please have a basic working knowledge of how RP works before you approach me. The reason is because I'm going to assume you're a kid.

Don't spam like my starters. Respond. That's how they work. If it says OPEN STARTER, it means it is an open invitation to interact with my muse.

Do not steal my starters. I have had this happen before and I will block you if you do this.

DO. NOT. INTERACT. WITH. THINGS. THAT. DON'T. CONCERN. YOU. If you reblog, comment or interact on a thread/post that is absolutely none of your buisness, you will be blocked. This is the quickest way to piss me off.

Mutuals Only. Self-explanatory.

Mutuals are allowed to reblog my Headcannons/ use me as a meme source as long as you send some in occasionally

I don't mind answering asks for non-moots but if we aren't moots, no threads for you.

If you don't have an RP blog, get lost. If you're an anchor for an RP blog, you're cool but if you're a personal only/ character devotion blog/ blank blog or porn blog, keep it moving. You're not welcome here.

I will not change my character for you unless something is actually problematic. As in, harmful. Other than that, Chaz is a douchebag and I will play him as such. I will not change my portrayal of him for anyone unless he actually makes you uncomfortable.

Don't bug me about threads. If I haven't replied in a few days to a week, let me know. Either I forgot (because ADHD brain), Tumblr ate it or I'm stuck and forgot to tell you or I needed a break. Send it to me if you want to continue it. I have a tendency to drop threads so please send it to me if you want to continue it.

Plotting is 100% necessary for OCs. It's preferred in general but it's MANDATORY for OCs. If I don't know your character, my muse doesn't either and it makes it VERY hard to respond to/plot with.

Don't write in chat style, first person or scrip style if you plan to write with me please. I hate it and it's generally VERY hard to play with. Don't do it.

#🦈 rules of the waves 💦| rules #🦈 fish out of water 🦈| mun speaks #💦 making a splash 💦| ooc #//Just had to block someone because they wouldn't stop asking about when I was going to respond #//It's been ages since I have had to do that. Learn to be patient

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☠ ― 𝑀𝑖𝑠𝑐𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑒𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑆𝑦𝑚𝑏𝑜𝑙 𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑠. (𝐽𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑛, 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑚𝑢𝑠𝑒(𝑠).)

💤 - How does your muse sleep? Are they a light sleeper, or are they out the moment their head hits the pillow? Do they nap? Do they struggle to sleep due to things like insomnia, or nightmares?

❤️ - How did your muse come to realize their romantic and sexual orientations? Was it difficult to accept? Are they proud of who they are?

🧸 - Does your muse own any sentimental objects from their past? What makes it/them so special?

🛍 - Does your muse like to go shopping? What do they usually shop for? What kind of stores do they frequent?

🍔 - What kind of food does your muse usually eat? Do they have a favorite food, or favorite style of food? Do they have allergies? Are they vegan, vegetarian, etc.?

🍺 - How does your muse feel about the consumption of alcohol? Do they drink? Are they a heavy drinker, or are they on the lighter side? What's your muse's favorite alcoholic drink?

🎩 - What would your muse wear to a formal event? Do they dress more modestly, or do they go all out?

👠 - What kind of shoes does your muse usually wear? What is most comfortable for them in regards to footwear? Can your muse walk in high heels?

🎸 - Can your muse play any instruments? Do they play them often, or rarely? How actually skilled are they at playing them?

🎤 - Can your muse sing well? Do they sing often? If they were to stand up in front of a crowd, would they be able to sing in front of all of those people?

🗺️ - How often does your muse travel? Do they like to travel? Would they prefer to travel alone, or with friends? Where have they been? What was their favorite trip?

😖 - Does your muse have any embarrassing moments that they still think about? Do they laugh at them, or do they haunt them?

⛄️ - What would be your muse's ideal weather conditions? Do they prefer being hot or cold? What's their favorite season?

💘 - What is your muse like when they're in love? What does your muse find attractive in someone else? What are their love languages? How do they show affection? Do they show any distinct signs that they're in love?

🍡 - Can your muse cook? Can they bake? How well can they do either? Do they have any kitchen disaster stories?

⚾️ - Does your muse enjoy sports? Do they play any, or do they simply prefer to watch? Do they have a favorite sport?

🤸‍♀️ - How active is your muse? Do they exercise regularly? Do they do things like yoga? What else do they do to keep fit and active? Are they flexible? Can they do parkour?

👻 - How does your muse handle feeling scared? Do they enjoy horror? Do they believe in the paranormal? What calms your muse down? Do they have any scary stories?

🦵 - Does your muse have any physical ailments? How do they live with them?

🧠 - Does your muse have any mental ailments? How do they live with them?

🎶 - What kind of music does your muse listen to? Do they have a favorite genre? Do you think the aux cord would be taken away from them?

#💙the splash zone 💦| memes

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Send your muse’s thoughts about mine on anon

And my muse will react

#💙the splash zone 💦| memes

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Send a 🥺 and I will write one thing I like about you/your writing/your blog!

#💙the splash zone 💦| memes

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So what’s your type?

//Gonna assume this is aimed at Chaz lol

"Me? I don't really have much of a type, I'm kind of a hoe. But you know what they say, if ya've got it, flaunt it!"

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I’d say slythrien honestly for the house thing

//Possibly. In all honesty, we didn't get enough of Chaz to tell. But based on the shit he pulled, I'm going to have to agree with you 😂

#🖤I Gotta Big Dick (He wishes) 🖤| Headcannons

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How would you describe the MUN of this blog?

(For example, if somebody asked you what the MUN of this blog was like, what would you say?)

#💙the splash zone 💦| memes

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What Hogwarts house do you think my muse would be in?

#💙The Splash Zone 💦| Memes

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"Uh.... Because I'm too cute to kill?" He offered, grinning sheepishly. There was sweat beginning to form on his brow as he slowly tried to back away towards the window. "I-I'm sorry, I'll put everything back and, uh, I'll be on my way...." If that's what it would take for him to leave alive, then so be it but he didn't particularly want to.

@grand-duke-astoroth

This heist was going a little too well. The entrance had been easy, object of the mission basically in plain sight and security was surprisingly lax. It felt a little too good to be true but Chaz didn't care. It was easy money.

He was in the process of grabbing something when he heard the doorknob turn and he froze.

Shitshitshitshit!

Someone was there and they would no doubt see him if they opened the door.

#//And Chaz is trying to charm him into letting him go 🤣

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"Y-Yeah, I guess I am...." Chaz's voice shook slightly. He wasn't sure what was going to happen to him now. He couldn't exactly run for it but he wanted to get the hell out of dodge before the other killed him too. "Are you, uh, gonna kill me?"

@grand-duke-astoroth

This heist was going a little too well. The entrance had been easy, object of the mission basically in plain sight and security was surprisingly lax. It felt a little too good to be true but Chaz didn't care. It was easy money.

He was in the process of grabbing something when he heard the doorknob turn and he froze.

Shitshitshitshit!

Someone was there and they would no doubt see him if they opened the door.

#//Aw damn. It's really good #//One of my faves tbh

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The dazed shark stared up at the Duke, unable to formulate a response for a second. He shook himself and fumbled until he was able to stand up. "I-I was just, uh.... Uh admiring the set up you've got here... Y'know?" He gave the other a nervous smile, slowly crawling away from him in hopes of escaping.

@grand-duke-astoroth

This heist was going a little too well. The entrance had been easy, object of the mission basically in plain sight and security was surprisingly lax. It felt a little too good to be true but Chaz didn't care. It was easy money.

He was in the process of grabbing something when he heard the doorknob turn and he froze.

Shitshitshitshit!

Someone was there and they would no doubt see him if they opened the door.

#//It's the scene from Inside Out where Joy and Sadness meet BingBong for the first time 🤣 #//Weird and obscure reference I know but I thought it was funny 🤣 #//Yep poor Chaz is about to get his ass kicked.

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The shark demon froze, staring at the other with wide eyes before he got an idea.

"I was, uh, just looking for a-"

He paused to act like he was looking for something before throwing something he found that he hoped wasn't breakable.

"DIVERSION! So long, sucker!"

Chaz tried to bolt away but got hit in the face with a pillar, causing him to fall backwards, swirled eyes watering.

@grand-duke-astoroth

This heist was going a little too well. The entrance had been easy, object of the mission basically in plain sight and security was surprisingly lax. It felt a little too good to be true but Chaz didn't care. It was easy money.

He was in the process of grabbing something when he heard the doorknob turn and he froze.

Shitshitshitshit!

Someone was there and they would no doubt see him if they opened the door.

#//If you know what movie this is a reference to #//You're officially my favorite person 🤣