The thing is, those Manic Pixie Dream Girl movies aren't unrealistic because that kind of thing never happens in real life. They're unrealistic because they never show the epilogue five years later, where the Sadboy Protagonist is posting on reddit going "help, my girlfriend has cool unique hobbies and it's embarrassing me."
I don't know how this comes as a shock to some people, but if you're dating a girl with a bug collection, you're going to be dating a girl who proudly shows dead bugs to your mom.
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How do I escape the time loop?
hi great question so glad you asked! so the first thing you have to do is realize that you cannot save everyone. the second thing you're going to have to do is try anyways. good luck!
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I think there needs to be more stories about friends who are almost lovers. who are closer then anything in the world. who can read each others minds. who appreciate how beautiful and impressive the other is. and then have them absolutely destroyed by their own personal events and have that bond twist around like a broken electric cable until it snaps under the pressure of incompatible lives. and then that love turns to hate and then to a haunting.
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I think there needs to be more stories about friends who are almost lovers. who are closer then anything in the world. who can read each others minds. who appreciate how beautiful and impressive the other is. and then have them absolutely destroyed by their own personal events and have that bond twist around like a broken electric cable until it snaps under the pressure of incompatible lives. and then that love turns to hate and then to a haunting.
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I think there needs to be more stories about friends who are almost lovers. who are closer then anything in the world. who can read each others minds. who appreciate how beautiful and impressive the other is. and then have them absolutely destroyed by their own personal events and have that bond twist around like a broken electric cable until it snaps under the pressure of incompatible lives. and then that love turns to hate and then to a haunting.
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In caveman times Jughead painted on the cave walls and Betty (hunter) would turn to Veronica (invented fire) like woww bowlhead (caveman for Jughead) is always just over there drawing his pictures... Don't get me wrong they're nice or whatever but really wish he like contributed... Maybe we should use him as bait next week. Meanwhile Archie (healing after Betty used him as bait for a dire wolf) is like Betty just let him draw his pictures they're really nice...
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closure isnt real they made that shit up for tv and movie
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closure isnt real they made that shit up for tv and movie
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closure isnt real they made that shit up for tv and movie
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i know most of those “this would kill a little victorian child” posts r incorrect but u kno what WOULD kill a victorian child? lucky strike blueberry flavour
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being on drugs is so embarrassing actually im never doing drugs again
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nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed
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i've had anger in me since i was 9 years old and it hasn't left since.
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