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this is how i talk to people usually because eye contact with people im not comfortable with bringns me copious amounts of anxiety

whenever I’m talking to people who are bad at eye contact we end up defaulting to standing side-by-side with our hands folded behind our backs as though we’re Shakespearean actors cheating out towards downstage

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guys my depression has been super good today be proud

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This has been a PSA.

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who is microwaving chicken nuggets and why

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i can feel the little masculinity i have left draining from my body

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i love holding boxes like this it just feels so goofy

also this was for my new cpu cooler and jesus FUCK the box is bigger than i thought it’d be

#im glad the tape’s here tho cuz the box itself doesnt have enough friction

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Btw when someone says "don't talk to me like that, I don't know you" the normal thing to do is apologize for the perceived overfamiliarity and correct the behavior. Just in case anyone was wondering

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Friendly reminder

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i know i JUST reinstalled this but i am now getting the mild urge to just uninstall everything and im just-

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you heard it here folks, now we know where the true bde is

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yo i am VIBRATING rn, i had an energy drink and havent Eaten eaten in about 23 hours (im about to get a lunch dw) and gah dayum my body is not working with it today

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guys i think youre all gay

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since its only at sharp angles i assume its light bouncing off my sclera before hitting my retina but like its so bizarre

it also hurts way more than direct sunlight

yo i was just walking and shadows were flashing pinkish red as light hit my eye a different way what the fuck was that

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yo i was just walking and shadows were flashing pinkish red as light hit my eye a different way what the fuck was that

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hey look its me

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holy FUCK my hamstrings are sore what HAPPENED yesterday at work