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ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.

ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week

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just went to the doctor turns out I'm unusual and perverse :(

#didn't know my intrusive thoughts had a doctorate #still trying to ignore them

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I think there needs to be more stories about friends who are almost lovers. who are closer then anything in the world. who can read each others minds. who appreciate how beautiful and impressive the other is. and then have them absolutely destroyed by their own personal events and have that bond twist around like a broken electric cable until it snaps under the pressure of incompatible lives. and then that love turns to hate and then to a haunting.

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wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry

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“tumblr mutual” beloved friend I would pick up at the airport if y’all visited my home city

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a pride sonic for pride month, based off this iconic pic! a tad late but here it is

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Reblog if you've ever cried over the death of a fictional character

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hey uhhh but fr the concept of fallen angels existing but risen demons being an impossibility is kind of a great summary of sin in christianity

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watch the fuck out

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#i can make like. five things without a recipe / with a memorized recipe #and half of them are variants of eggs and rice

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If you could introduce a new carbonated soft drink to the market, what flavour would it be?

Honeydew / Apple (sweet, not sour) / Lime / Black Licorice / Blackberry / Pomegranate / Peach Lemonade / Plum / Maple / Something floral (lavender, violet, rose, etc.) / Other / I have no interest in carbonated soft drinks

(Note: you can't add on to any existing soft drink brands, for example, you could suggest "lemon cola" but not "lemon Coke".)

(Note: you can't add on to any existing soft drink brands, for example, you could suggest "lemon cola" but not "lemon Coke".)

#heck it maple soda sounds intriguing #thats like a paper mario-ass recipe and i'm kinda here for it

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#ha

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Out of curiosity*

*North American curiosity

#strawby :3

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I always get a smile when I see you in my notifs

same, friend!

#computer thinking about itself