...They what?
The new security guard is being tough? And not only they're new and this is their first day at job! But!
They also don't know their manners 'round those parts?!
Alright! That's it! I'm going in to knock some sense into them!
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Maintenance update:
author note:
I will comeback here soon
Please just wait a little bit longer
I swear I have plans for this AU!
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[No one is sure what happened to last security guard... But it sure didn't looked pretty when they had to call ambulance for them!]
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What? I mean, they sure looks similar and the name sounds the same, but I let ya know kiddo - none of the current animatronics in any way related to the ones that were in Freddy Fazbear ent. Pizzaplex.
Not telling you about it because our management put those lines into our programming, so there's no need to nag us over this in the future... Catch my drift, kiddo?
Speaking of the devil! Here he is! Ey big guy! How did the meeting with the new guy went? Did ya catched them off guard?
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What? Why you looks so gloom and doom, big guy? What got ya all down? You look like kicked pup!
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Du-du-dum dum dum dum dum deedlie-doom~
Huh? Oh hello there! Glad to see ya folks still care about lil' ol' me!
Everything s' fine, no need to get your nerves in a tingle! Little Timmy had a bit of an upset tummy right before closing - puked on me arm!
But It't all willy nilly right now! I'll be back in order in no time! Har har har!
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[Imagine being left to rot, all alone, forgotten, cold... Year after year you wait for someone to come pick ya up, maybe an old face will show up and tell you what's even going on, why nobody's coming to check on ya, they promised, didn't they?
But nobody comes but you decide to just, wait a bit longer. So you do and you do and you do and you do and you do
Oh well, anyway, y'all hungry?]
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Hello? Are you sleeping? Good, good, so... no no wait, don't hang up! Listen, just hear me out!
I know its late and you're busy or whatever, but please? Imagine if... Our neon punks... Had a drummer!
Hello?... Hello, hello?
Ah, you're still here, alright. So. Imagine-
No no, I've already. No wait, I-... I already kinda did? She'll be here in 2 weeks?
No no, there'll be, there'll be no need for that! The guy who sold her said she was in "Vintage, pristine condition! Good as new!".
What? Ofcourse I... Yes, I am aware what quality his products usually have... But this one. Listen, I've seen pictures, alright? She looks fine. Mostly.
Please stop yelling, it's really not that bad! Her... Yes, yes, alright. I know, I know... No, I can't do "refund and send her back" - he doesn't accept refunds.
Yes, I understand. But don't worry, I will pay for any parts you'll need... Yes, alright, I will pay up extra, so be it.
Oh, I know what I'm doing, don't worry! If I didn't... Well... you wouldn't be here, right?
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Part 2 of turning Neon Punks into humans
Moon Edition :)
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Literally nobody asked but here Neon Punk AU Sunny as a human! Boo!
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Suddenly, Charlie
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nobody asked but here's official Neon Punk AU color palette:
I try to use only and only those colors every time I draw the gang.
(Exceptions are times when I cannot color-pick and have to resort to ultraviolence)
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[I fogor than now i can post ths]
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[...Hey, um, so, uh, can you please tell me why this keeps happening?
This is like, third time this week? I have to literally scoop, with my bare hands, this weird fucked up grime and dirt and like, when I say dirt I mean literal ground.
Dory, honey, please fix those things programming and stop them from wandering out of arcades and dumpster diving in the back!
I'm dead serious - I go home after work leaving Foxy in pristine condition, night passes, I come back to work and BAM - Foxy looks and SMELLS like something crawled inside of them and died!
I didn't graduated from Boston to become a engineer-janitor hybrid. Do your job and maybe I will tell you who keeps stealing your instant noodles packages from the break room.]
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Oh...? Quite the talking from someone who's ID I have on tips of my wires... You're brave one, aren't cha?
HA! Jokes on you, buckaroo, I'm already two blocks away from your house and approaching rapidly! YOU BETTER HAVE THAT CHOCOLATE READY CUZ' I AIN'T GIVING THAT HUG FOR FREE!
... r-right after my jacket dries out, that is.
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[OOC: to all ppl who joined this blog like yesterday and have no idea what's even happening
you are in for a ride filled with so much angst and so little canon!
Enjoy! :D]
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[OOC: Made some high quality scribble of Marionette :0]
{Feast your eyes upon it and then go back to munching on the half-baked crappy sketches I use for asks to save time! :')}
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