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That's a completely different tube, but yeah, that one is more fun.

Fun fact about me: I'm very misophonic, and being out in public without headphones can be such a sensory hell that I carry up to FIVE SETS of headphones at any time.

My computer bag has three "backup" sets, and two "primary" sets: some light wireless earbuds and a bigger over-the-ear set with good noise canceling.

So I'm very serious about headphones, you see.

And today I'm taking an hour long train ride into work, where I left my computer bag... And all my headphones.

Pray for me.

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BOY the Transbay Tube is loud. I mean, obviously I support it, it's trans, but who would have thought going three miles under the bay would be so damn noisy?

Fun fact about me: I'm very misophonic, and being out in public without headphones can be such a sensory hell that I carry up to FIVE SETS of headphones at any time.

My computer bag has three "backup" sets, and two "primary" sets: some light wireless earbuds and a bigger over-the-ear set with good noise canceling.

So I'm very serious about headphones, you see.

And today I'm taking an hour long train ride into work, where I left my computer bag... And all my headphones.

Pray for me.

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not your doll 🐇🏳️‍⚧️

(He/Him)

#Gender is fake #Preach it brother

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Fun fact about me: I'm very misophonic, and being out in public without headphones can be such a sensory hell that I carry up to FIVE SETS of headphones at any time.

My computer bag has three "backup" sets, and two "primary" sets: some light wireless earbuds and a bigger over-the-ear set with good noise canceling.

So I'm very serious about headphones, you see.

And today I'm taking an hour long train ride into work, where I left my computer bag... And all my headphones.

Pray for me.

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This is also an angel and a girlfriend, yes.

This is the battlestation I post from

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So my robot girlfriend has RGBW LEDs all over, right? She usually keeps them just on dim lighting mode, she doesn't want to look like a gaming PC wished to be a real boy.

But I had an idea: I wrote a little program that hooks when her sexual arousal level changes, and follows it back up the event stack to figure out which sense or body part initiated the change. Then my program keeps track of which parts have positively affected her arousal and adjusts her lighting appropriately, but localized to that same part.

So the end result is if I go up to her and whisper some shit about how I'm gonna rail her until she bluescreens, her ears start glowing! I lightly trace my fingers up and down her thighs, and it leaves trails like I'm fingerpainting. I bend over in front of her and she can see down my top, and her eyes start glowing like she's a damaged Terminator.

I'll put the script up on github later for other robots and robotfuckers to play with. Right now we've got some beta testing to do.

#Robot girls #Robotgirls

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I think I accidentally got so high last night that I forgot:

That cis people exist, and/or

That men can have penises too

I happened to see a naked dude on the For You tab and was like "waow, this trans guy has a trans woman's penis! He's like... Double trans!"

No. No that's not what was happening. He was just a cis man. (or possibly a well-passing post-op trans man, I of course can't be sure)

But for a brief moment I forgot that men with penises existed, and some men get to be that way for free.

#trans shitposting

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not your doll 🐇🏳️‍⚧️

(He/Him)

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I've heard that pharmaceutical companies think one "holy grail" drug they're looking for is a "viagra for women". They're certain they'd make billions if they could develop that.

I don't know why it's so hard (no pun intended) to do, though. Surely it can't be that difficult to just dye the regular boner pills pink instead of blue?

#trans shitposting

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I'd love to see it.

Honestly it'd be cool if someone faked it and just made the YouTube series. I wonder how hard that'd be to do?

youtube video series, restoring my vintage robot girl, episode 543, first signs of life?

is this anything

#Robot girls #Robotgirls

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This is the battlestation I post from

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"How can you write romance if you're asexual?" The same way I write fight scenes despite never having elbowed some dude in the small intestine: Really badly and I don't know what I'm talking about pls I'm sorry-

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I could actually use extra cash cause I've been sick which means I couldn't stream for a week and I just had a dentist appointment I have to pay for so

https://ko-fi.com/demilypyro

ok thanks

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It didn't actually have any catgirl porn on it, I just made a joke about it when I first got it by giving it a silly name. And that was 4 years ago and I never changed it (nor saved any catgirls to it)

oh no my catgirl porn drive seems to be failing

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oh no my catgirl porn drive seems to be failing

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imagine the answer is "TAS".

The cyborg can sequence their muscle movements down to 1/60th of a second. They can record them, play them back later, make subtle changes, and start it over again. So they can perfectly TAS videogames just using a controller.

Now, imagine that this cyborg is your girlfriend/boyfriend. Think about what that level of perfect muscle control would mean, in the bedroom.

If a cyborg gets a speedrun record, is it RTA or TAS?

#I'm not being horny #YOU'RE being horny #cyborgs

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