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Aquaman as a name is so funny to me. Like was someone all “oh well we can’t just call him water man. Let’s make it spanish. But only half.”
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Pardon my French, but you are being a douchebaguette
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does anyone else remember playing that swordfighting game on wii sports resort where you just swung your controller around like a madman wasting the shit out of everyone else in the game until you won
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me: (makes another impulse purchase)
my bank account:
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A Great Darkness
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A lot of deep sea creatures are coloured red, but since the colour blends in so well with dark water it just ends up looking black or dark blue.
In short, combined with the horn-like crown, submerged home, and pitchfork/trident, Poseidon is just another name for the Devil.
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[ one day ]
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Plant-minded
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please consider: never judging picky eaters ever
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Fuck society fuck capitalism I’m gonna go full feral and live in the woods
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watch your fucking vibes when you speak to me
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you can tack on “and dragons” after any title and it’ll be 900% better
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