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(To the tune of Our House) corn dog. In the middle there’s some meat

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Chopper and Zoro’s cool earrings 🌸💖

My piece for @opchopperzine !! Had a lot of fun working on it, leftovers are currently open!!

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who do you like more - bats with cute doggy faces or bats with weird monster faces

what do you like more? The setting sun or the ocean waves? You fools

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insults to ND people in the 2000s: they’re like sooooo lame. we’re not inviting them to the shopping party at limited too.

insults to ND people in the 2010s: i’m from 4chan i will drop as many slurs against you as possible now

insults to ND people currently: you’re restarted and acoustic … you should unalive yourself #fyp

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I will forever respect Animorphs for tricking kids who are just really into animals to read a book series by going “Hey you, you daydream about what it’s like to be a dolphin or a bird or a wolf? Have I got a book for you!” and then slowly radicalizing them with 50+ books of “There are no winners in war. Whatever ‘victory’ you perceive comes at the cost of sacrificing your own morals and killing the part of you that is human. In the end you will resort to murder, torture and war crimes and the knowledge of what you have done will haunt you for as long as you live.”

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op finally put into words my gripe with this genre

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as a white person i can confirm that cheese is basically like god and life to me. i can be baited with cheese 100% of the time. i will tunnelvision a wedge of sharp cheddar from the other side of the room in any and every setting

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anon i think im in love with you

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so we're just not gonna have a national conversation about how Boeing killed one of their own employees to keep him from talking to the press

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it's never too late to start brushing your teeth again. i basically never brushed my teeth for a whole 10 years. a decade. A DECADE. i still struggle to brush my teeth once a week, but it all started with brushing my teeth once every few months. so i mean it when i say brushing your teeth once a week, a month, a year, or even a decade, is better than nothing.

and still, nothing is not shameful. it is not immoral to struggle with self care. and it is also not pointless to keep trying. anything you can do, even if its wiping plaque off with a towel, is enough. it is good to take care of yourself however you can, even if it's just trying to muster the will to. reading this post is good, too.

i believe in you and i am proud of you, even in the smallest of steps. it's okay. you can give yourself grace.

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I have found the best ally

Straight and cis people will say that they are allies, but you will NEVER measure up to my dentist.

Me: "Hey, is it ok if I can change my name on my info from [DEADNAME] to Sai?"

Random woman that I wasn't even talking to in the chair next to me: "Honey, if that's the name you had at birth, [DEADNAME] is your only name."

My dentist, very slowly turning her rolley chair towards the woman: "Shush."

Random woman: "Excuse me?"

Destist: *closes privacy curtain while staring bullets at the lady*

Me: *pissing myself laughing*

My dentist while changing my name in my info (reminder that English is not her first language, she immigrated from Russia): "There, Sai, you have pretty boy teeth. Smile and make all girls swoon."

Me not having the heart to tell her I'm not transmasc but I'm Agender, and still pissing myself laughing: "Thank you [DENTIST NAME]."

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kind of amazing how many right wing incel types are radicalizing themselves into believing that it’s gay to have sex with a woman

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#tjeyre both so so so so so stupid <3333