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by the way i'm the reason why they send weathermen into hurricanes and shit. "it's needless and dangerous!!!!!" i don't care. every day i call into CNN and demand they send their most pathetic newscaster into a storm to watch them be knocked down by wave and wind and they sigh and say yes ma'am. and i do this all for nasty, sexual purposes, if you were wondering.

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#video tag

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gonna need a secret third thing

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steve rogers on his 5th bowl @ 3:54 am on the balcony of avengers tower: guys did u k. did u kno they called her Peggy bec

natasha: what

steve: B. 😂😂😂BEcause She

tony with the straightest face: because she what steve

steve:

tony: why did they call her peggy steve

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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This is.....niche. Do period-appropriate chickens even still exist? Idk anything about chickens. I like the fancy ones.

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#video tag

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download killing upload pain. instant thousand deaths to brain. motherboard on murder spree. blood computer victory.

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some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

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what if the drawtectives were sexy AND good at their jobs?

finally finished my fancy spy drawtectives

bonus family portrait:

#drawtectives #drawtectives my beloved

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puppyplay patches - pt 2

#not my fetish but these are cool as hell im jealous

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youve heard of missionary position. now get ready for MERCENARY position

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Medieval armor from the 16th century

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It’s Moon Snail Mtuesday reblog to pass him to your followers

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@bovineblogger

#video tag

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a vending machine snack should not be $4.25 kill yourself