francisjmaguire

[francisjmaguire]

"Personally, I'm not sure d'at's t'e reason t'e Good Cat'olic Sisters taught me how t' read!"

[Ship Suggestions Meme from @herstoriies.]

Pris ships Thera with happiness, only the best of adventures, (while not technically people but anyways) oh yeah and of course the crack love triangle ship with Thera & the debonair Baronet & cunning Copper 🤣 ------------

First part - AWWWW! <3 So much love for Pris!

Second part ... 🤣

"Still waiting on the next chapter of that fic, Miss Kimbleton!"

#herstoriies #;The Hurricane #Adventures in literature

[francisjmaguire]

"Also, what t'e fook is t'at tooth thing?"

#What t'e actual fook? #Tumblr badges

[francisjmaguire]

"Foind me a shovel, Princess, ye can drop 'im straight in t'e hole."

#therapardalis #herstoriies #v; the lady and the tramp

[francisjmaguire]

“So, I’m a fuckin’ cryptid t’at only appears one day o’ t’e year. An’ lucky you, t’is is it! Happy St Paddy’s Day!”

#therapardalis #herstoriies #If t'is good enough fer Santa Claus t'is good enough fer me!

[francisjmaguire]

“Have ye somet’in’ against muttonchops, Princess?”

#therapardalis #;the hurricane #I'm havin' concerns so I am!

[francisjmaguire]

therapardalis​:

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“Oh yes, and perhaps the stories that go along with them? They arrested Cleland for that sort of stuff, you know.”

“Nat’rally the stories, princess! T’ough Joe Bloggs wit’ his dirty printin’ press in’t always a good read. But if t’is all illegal, it’s me job as a p’liceman t’ know the form.”

#;the hurricane #therapardalis

[francisjmaguire]

therapardalis​:

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“Oh? I thought you looked at those things for the pictures?”

“Now, darlin’, I enjoy some nice etchin’s as much as t’e next man, but ‘tis good t’ know t’e details too.”

#;the hurricane #therapardalis

[francisjmaguire]

“T’is ironic really, t’at it were Cat’olic nuns taught me t’ read.”

#Forgive 'em Lord t'ey knew not what t'ey did ...

[francisjmaguire]

“Maybe I’ll see you in another life, if this one wasn’t enough.”

— Florence + the Machine

#T'at's nice Princess

[francisjmaguire]

“Aye, and t’at’s how you an’ me got banned from Eva’s, r’member?”

"Oi, Missus ... off t'at table!"

“That’s not what you said at Eva’s!”

#therapardalis #we got banned from a fuckin' whorehouse whut t'e fuck

[francisjmaguire]

#I could certain'y get used to t'at!

[francisjmaguire]

therapardalis‌:

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“No, you really couldn’t. Though I suppose you might have washed up somewhere eventually …”

“Wash up? Nonsense! A delicious morsel like meself’d be et by all the sea critters wantin’ a taste!”

#therapardalis

[francisjmaguire]

“An’ what’re ye meanin’, ‘Francis No’? I coulda swum t’at, easy!”

#therapardalis

[francisjmaguire]

Murder Hole Beach, Donegal, Ireland by mclwng

#Well t'at's ironic isn't it?

[francisjmaguire]

#Aye so t'at's four for meself ... what're /you/ drinkin'?

[francisjmaguire]

myxcenterxstage‌:

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@therapardalis​ + @francisjmaguire​

“Chapter 12? Oh my, have I missed chapters 2 through 11 somewhere?”

“Aye, t’at ye have.” Though he now recalls the young’un did give ‘em a damn good fright somewhere around Chapter Five. “T’ere’s plenty I’ve not read eit’er, so don’t ye go rushin’.”

#therapardalis #myxcenterxstage #Lady Landsend is gonna murder me

[francisjmaguire]

Talk is cheap

#Philosophy o' Maguire