does the liquor store guy judge me for how many times a week i show up there buying a whole ass bottle of whiskey
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i need to do some online shopping and then go to the liquor store
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so embarrassing the way i try and suck up to him when he asks hoping he will actually give me attention if i do what he says and then he doesnt
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mid-conversation I toss a pistol onto the table not to suggest or imply anything but just to change the situation a little
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Google is cooked
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thinking maybe about making myself keep headphones off on the way back so it's more scary
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out in the woods again
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im getting blackout drunk and walking down to the train tracks again
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can hear a train going by the crossing and its making me so mad that I'm not down there rn
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Do you think the boeing hitman like takes a plane to go kill those people
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Are you enjoying your futile attempts to fall asleep? Turn over your pillow, you'll love these next 10 minutes until it becomes warm and uncomfortable again
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real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????
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assuming this is supposed to be like the boyfriend poll?
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is it OK to tell my fwb i love him or is that just stupid weve known each other 5 months and i really really like him
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typical
fag
This you?
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going to throw up laughing about how my guy has one distinct outfit like a cartoon character
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