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fredtheengels · 3 hours
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Ok this one is kind of a serve I would hang this sign on my wall
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fredtheengels · 3 hours
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This stuff is basically impossible to parody.
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fredtheengels · 2 days
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one important thing that Must be understood about interpersonal relationships is that you have to stop interacting with people who love you like they’re one slip-up away from leaving you. you have to trust that the ppl you love mean what they say. you have to believe that when they say “this hurt my feelings,” that they’re also saying, “can you please love me this other way next time?” and you have to wrap your head around the fact that even if you don’t understand Why someone loves you, you can accept that that they do. true, honest, & open love does not function like hp in a video game !!!!!!
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fredtheengels · 3 days
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I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND SO MUCH WWAAAAHHHHHH
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fredtheengels · 3 days
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i have so many feelings and i’m very afraid
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fredtheengels · 4 days
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the pope’s silence on lesbianism among nuns is deafening
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fredtheengels · 4 days
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fredtheengels · 9 days
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fredtheengels · 13 days
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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fredtheengels · 14 days
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its actually very silly that if ur any type of art kid as a teenager everyone is like oh have u thought abt graphic design or advertising. yeah the little emo dude who fills sketchbooks with anime gore all day would be great at making customers buy product.
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fredtheengels · 14 days
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sorry about my constant depressive episodes. its just that i have issues and also problems
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fredtheengels · 15 days
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we honestly need to debunk the myth of the “warm pillow and blankie in bed.” the blankie is not warm it is a SCAM when the blankie “keeps you warm and cozy” it is because of YOUR natural body heat that blankie just holds in. thats right. youre doing most of the work and your blankie is taking the credit. but really what can you expect these days
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fredtheengels · 15 days
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it is so jarring and weird when a fantasy book is like “ok let’s go around the circle and have each character talk about which lgbt umbrella category they identify with” like ok your fantasy world doesn’t have to be feudal europe but can it not be 2023 twitter please
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fredtheengels · 17 days
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you've heard of her right? the whole town's talking about her. the girl who turned kinda weird through the intersection. we all saw and we're mad at her.
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fredtheengels · 22 days
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(whispers very softly in your ear) blaine was raised in a catholic family
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fredtheengels · 23 days
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I’m sorry if this is how you found out
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