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frenetic-chameleon · 14 hours
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As I gaze at the structural column in Copley Station, cracked nearly in two and held together with zip ties that have been carefully painted over to match the column underneath, I feel my soul intertwined with that of a small Italian boy of days gone by, who also stopped to look up at a large, groaning, newly painted tank full of molasses
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frenetic-chameleon · 20 hours
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As I gaze at the structural column in Copley Station, cracked nearly in two and held together with zip ties that have been carefully painted over to match the column underneath, I feel my soul intertwined with that of a small Italian boy of days gone by, who also stopped to look up at a large, groaning, newly painted tank full of molasses
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frenetic-chameleon · 20 hours
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extreme man hate harms trans men and transmasculine people. men are not inherently evil. testosterone is not poison. masculinity is not inherently bad. i said what i said.
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frenetic-chameleon · 20 hours
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a texan environmental scientist is relocated to the new mexico desert to study a tiny irradiated town called “bikini bottom”
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frenetic-chameleon · 20 hours
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@meme-meupthotty i read your tags like timmy and tommy dialogue i hope you know that
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frenetic-chameleon · 20 hours
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this dude invented gay pokemon
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pick one you bald genderless idiot
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here's a follow up to my last comic. happy pride
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For about 6 years now I've had a running gag with one of my cousins where, once every like 6 months or so, I'll find a way to insert a certain mental image into the conversation. The mental image is "a pile of toilets in an elevator, which closes and then goes up." I do this as naturally as possible. I'll construct an entire scripted conversation path with the express intention of leading into an opportunity for me to say "a pile of toilets in an elevator, which closes and then goes up." I have talked other people who aren't me into integrating the phrase into their conversations with him just once. He fucking hates it. He has threatened to kill me about it. I let so much time pass between instances that he never sees it coming. Because he knows that the only way to see it coming is to integrate into his brain the expectation that at any point, any conversation may suddenly turn out to be a toilet-elevator trap. And that's a fucking insane way to live.
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There's the thing in kids' shows/books/movies where the kids always know what's going on and what to do where the adults are idiots, and in most shows aimed at adults the only roles for kids are precocious-yet-loving protag's kid, smart-mouthed pain-in-the-ass, or victim of the crime-of-the-week, so I think it would be funny to have a story from the POV a hard-bitten middle-aged cop or detective who mostly does hard-bitten-middle-aged-protagonist things like drink a lot and complain about his exes, but he always runs into this team of five 13-year-old amateur detectives on his job, and they seem to be just as good at it as he is and it drives him a little crazier each time.
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hi. i made some images.
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feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required
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PSA: less diet culture, more dietitians like this
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Trans girls should get $6000 for existing
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no cishets at pride! *spin kicks a grandma with a “I love my gay son” tshirt*
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For you! Flowers from my garden.
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The sweetest sleepy little tawny owl chicks
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