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We do this every week and every week it is a challenge to convince him to actually bite the bone 

#sham #raw food

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In case it wasn’t clear this is definitely obviously Yoshis mat

#it is not Yoshis mat

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Yoshi sized

#Yoshi #working

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When you get something that is obviously Not Yoshi sized Yoshi has to show you that it is, in fact, Yoshi sized

#new place mat for the front door #to fit sham #they stop on their mats when coming in from walks #to get their gear removed #and paws wiped etc

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Ah yes, the evolutionary harness, that’s how dogs are able to wear them, of course

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Perhaps find someone who doesn’t exclusively own rescue parrots and actively advocates for parrot breeding to stop to send your ridiculously aggressive rant to

#the amount of nasty comments I’ve deleted on this post is absurd #the biggest mental strain is having to read all these aggressive nasty things #and just delete them so it doesn’t impact anyone else

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Face of a dog who’s not happy with my life choices

#Yoshi

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Tried taking Yo for a run to aggravate my heart for the monitor

Yoshi initially enjoyed it then quickly got Big Mad and would refuse to run bc my heart rate was high and she said Absolutely Not

So I will try that again with Sham instead lmfao

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Somehow soggier than Yo with half the fur

#sham #free stack

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Mostly dry

#free stack #Yoshi

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Bonding over sog

#Yoshi #sham

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Ask the lady to free stack and you’ll get a sassy rear leg 💅 moment instead

#Yoshi

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He tries so hard

#sham #Yoshi #play

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Me: I’m going to decrease my salt intake and overwork myself while the monitor is on for optimal chances of catching a full episode

Me: wow I feel like garbage I’d love to just not move

#uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh #exhausted

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I’m changing the name from invisible disability to ✨ undercover chronic illness ✨

The secret agent laying in wait, wearing the super suit (medical gear) under their normal clothes for disguise. Anyone you know could be one, they can come out of hiding at any time. You’ll never know.

#my face

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Generalizing her hold to more complicated items for fun today

Using the coin as a known hold item to help transfer the skill to holding a food item, took a little bit because of all the food avoidance work we did she kept turning her head to it like “you didn’t say the Eat cue and this is a FOOD so I will NOT be putting that in my mouth!!!!!” But we got there eventually!

Mainly just doing this for fun/ might help with taking cute pictures down the road. Also hoping it may help a bit with solidifying the leave it/ drop it for items that she’s already picked up since this drill will get her thinking a bit more about releasing food from her mouth

#Yoshi #training #hold

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You ever make your dog a fresh “trail mix” reward station and just think about how delicious it’s gonna be, for them. it looks good. For them.