Sitting on a bench
in Madison Square Park,
I fed a small piece
of the bagel I was eating
to an equally small bird.
“Thank you,” the bird said to me
with the piece of bagel in its beak.
“Don’t talk with your mouth full,”
I said to the bird.
The bird rolled its eyes
then hopped into the bushes
to have its way with the piece
of bagel.
“This is why I have no friends,”
I said to the park bench I was sitting on.
But the park bench ignored me.
It was still mad at me
from earlier in the day
when I told the park bench
it was looking chubbier
than usual.
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F.R.E.A.M
film. rules. everything. around. me
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@alpineflowers
you’re either a spiceps™ person or a spicerack™ person
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why does Ted Cruz always look like his suit is way too tight?
the man doesn’t know how to act like a real person i mean look at him
PUT YA ARMS DOWN
CLOSE YA DAMN LEGS BOY
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When boys try to act like they know more than you 🙃
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Louis CK blasts Trump: “The guy is Hitler”
Comedy legend Louis C.K. has joined the long list of figures in American public life to condemn Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump, comparing the candidate to pre-World War II Adolf Hitler and calling him a “cancer” in an email blast to fans. C.K.’s disavowal of Trump comes as numerous high-profile Americans have stepped up to attack the candidate
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How much more can we push and expose HRC before she finally cracks and admits she ordered the Code Red on Private Santiago?
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How much more can we push and expose HRC before she finally cracks and admits she ordered the Code Red on Private Santiago?
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