Preparing for the last night of Mad T Party like...
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Me: *wakes up at 3 am*
Me, blindly groping around in the dark at 3 am: shit gotta refill the frisky bits
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For the ones out there that hate my laugh
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A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB.
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at least i'm not straight
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I’ll always be a slut for cuddles
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Why do I fuck everything up?
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I’m 89% caffeine and 11% sad
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