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do you ever worry that someone is going to act on the noncon/dubcon fantasies you post

do i

worry

that after reading this blog someone is going to look at the brainwashed super assassin they’ve been keeping cryogenically frozen in a bank vault for the last several decades and go, “shit, we coulda been tapping that ass this whole time!”

…… no. i can’t say that had occurred to me.

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Jack: you’ve got to the be the hottest prostitute I’ve met

Brock: actually it’s companion or escort

Jack: I don’t need your ho pronouns, how much for an hour

#rumrollins #gjdjgjdjgjd

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Brock knows it okay that he’s a little bit stupid because he’s hot and that even things out.

#brock rumlow

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Huh. There's community labels on here now? What the fuck? Guess we could start using those, unless anyone knows any reasons why we shouldn't? I'm too old of a dog to be learning new tricks.

#my posts #our posts #brock's posts

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What's up. Phoenix has been fucking fixated on Our Flag Means Death, sorry we haven't been around. Anyway, I might try to get some content done here soon. Might not. Can't really be bothered to give a fuck either way, but how are you all doing? I've missed posting horrific shit on here and people just eating it up. Genuinely, we could not ask for a better group of fellow dead dove lovers.

#my posts #our posts #brock's posts

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Ever Wanted a Peter Parker sm/ut fic with all the Avengers?

Maybe consider going here to read my Free Use Submissive Peter Parker fic, with a new chapter just uploaded!

#🥵🥵🥵 #starker #spidershield #spideypool #uhhhh idk the ship names for thor and loki x peter.... #thorki #fucking hell i'm in love

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Jack: wow, you look exhausted

Brock: I literally slept for like twelve hours. If I’m ugly just say so

#rumrollins

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hello folks. i'm so sorry i dropped off the face of the earth from this blog, but i have gay pirate brainrot (our flag means death has taken over my entire brain) and i am currently unable to write about anything but izzy hands, all my love for y'all though and we will come back!!!! we're just... very hyper fixated elsewhere right now lmao. thanks again for sticking with us!!!

#my posts #phoenix's posts

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Rollins: Hey Rumlow,

Rumlow: Yes?

Rollins: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Rumlow:

Rumlow: Where’s the soldier?

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When someone asks Brock about his weekend there’s like a 99% chance he’s going to tell them some obscure lie just to bother and concern them.

Them: what’d you two get up to this weekend?

Brock: Jack snorted cocaine out of my ass

Them:

Jack: that didn’t happen

Brock: don’t lie to the people. We had a good time.

#rumrollins #oh absolutely #he lies just bc he can

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The idea of Bucky going winter in the bedroom and peter being very chill about the fact that it regularly happens and everyone else being VERY concerned is so funny to me

“Buckys so sweet in bed but winter really fucks you know?”

“e x c u s e m e”

“Yeah like when buckys in charge is so sweet and lovey and then eventually winter pops op and I get the daylights fucked out of me. It’s cute when winter lingers around a little after. He’s funny with aftercare”

“Peter that’s not okay” “yes it is I love it”

#winterspider #👀👀👀

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Whump Prompt #5

Whumper going on Tumblr to post what they do to Whumpee as prompts.

#plot twist: i'm the whumpee posting things that whumper has done to me

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Tell me about a time your whumpee cracks.

Tell me about how they've taken everything up till now with a smile, or with stone-cold, unimpressed defiance, or with snark, or with the dogged determination of someone who's done this before.

Now tell me about the first time fear creeps into their eyes.

Tell me about the first time they flinch.

Tell me about whether they look away, closing their eyes, or whether they gaze, in pinned, abject horror, upon what's coming.

Tell me about the way their breathing speeds up.

Tell me about the first "don't, please-" that slips out.

Tell me about the way their voice breaks. Tell me about their scream. Tell me about desperation, tell me about tears, tell me about terror.

Or tell me about the quiet, and the dark. Tell me about the silence, and the lonely tears that no one sees. Tell me about how one night, a hairline fracture turns into a gaping chasm. Tell me about how the whumper offers downfall through the dubious mercy of touch.

Tell me about a time your whumpee cracks.

#*heart eyes motherfucker*

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Important HTP Fandom Announcement

One of the tags that’s now banned under tumblr’s newest censorship mandate is #hydra trash party.

This means that anyone using the iOS app can not only NOT search that tag anymore, all posts tagged as “hydra trash party” (either by the reblogger or by OP) will NOT show up on your dashboard. The only way you will be able to see it is if you have post notifications turned on or if you visit a blog directly.

As mentioned in my previous post, this is extremely aggravating and counterproductive because that tag is very well-established at this point and is specifically used by the HTP fandom as a way to let people who don’t want to see that content filter it out. By choosing to ban this tag, all they’re doing is encouraging people who want to share that kind of content to use an alternative less well-known tag (or no tag at all), thereby making it more likely for someone to encounter it when they didn’t want to.

I originally considered switching to #HTP since the abbreviation is a common term that people are likely to search or block. However, it’s used for quite a few other random topics that are entirely unrelated, which means our garbage would end up mixed in with the search results for other fandoms. This is obviously not ideal. With this in mind, myself and many of the other HTP blogs have decided to switch to #hydratrashparty going forward. Please block this tag if you do not wish to see HTP content! The transition is going to be a little awkward at first, but the more people we can get on board using the same tag, the better it will be for everyone in the long run.

Unfortunately I can’t tag this as “hydra trash party” or the people who need to see it the most won’t see it, so I’m just going to rely on you all to help spread the word to the rest of the fandom. Feel free to reblog this post if you want, but remember, do NOT put “hydra trash party” anywhere in your tags because even reblogs tagged with banned words will be blocked.

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Jack, a drug dealer: whatcha looking for?

Brock: how much for a gram of affection? 🥺

#rumrollins #jack: out of your price range sweetheart (derogatory)

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Jack: Brock, I love you.

Brock, laughing: That’s gay.

Jack: Yes, I know. We’re married, remember?

#rumrollins #YEAH

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Brock: you good?

Jack, pouring Bailey’s Irish Cream into his cereal: yeah, why?

#rumrollins #FJFJFJHF