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Alyssa || 20something || she/her/hers || biromantic asexual || San Francisco/New York || i'm not this lame in person i promise
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guy on the bus is literally yelling into his phone and just said "bro I gotta be careful with this $735 money order" like a cartoon character about to get robbed
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Thinking about how people were probably meowing back at their cats thousands of years ago too.
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[Image text: there's actually no political label or identity that absolves you of doing harm.]
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oopsie! You got a bit too manic about a creative project too close to bedtime and now your brain is too awake to sleep. One million dead 10 morbillion injured
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The most embarrassing thing In my life is whenever I see people and they ask what I’ve been up to . Literally nothing ever . Im like ohh you know this and that …. The usual ..
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i love how some people are like “how long will this tumblr dracula fad last?” excuse me?! you’re asking that while supernatural’s fifteen season corpse is still being paraded through the streets? of people who read homestuck? have you seen the joke about the color theory?!
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The tumblr experience is having politics that make the most left leaning progressive you know irl blush and then logging on here and getting called a bootlicker fascist because you said that you dont think we should make the reign of terror happen again
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it's really cool how you can dedicate 20 years of your life to serving the US state dept and get murdered by a cop in one of their colonies and your government won't even mention that to avoid making the colony look bad
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