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youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

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cant stop thinking about this like he was just so real it’s crazy

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(trying not to kill myself) I'm full of so much love and happiness

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francis in the goldfinch, living his best life as an antiques curator:

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#it’s part of my night night ritual

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Perfect balance

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i think of this now every time someone merges without signaling

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Dracula voice: I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for my lawyer, his wife, his wife’s girlfriend, his wife’s girlfriend’s fiancé and their extra boyfriends the Cowboy and the doctor and the doctor’s thesis advisor who knows how to kill vampires for some reason!

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One time I met Thom Yorke at a train station and he signed the copy of Dracula I was reading.

#thats so funny

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this is KILLING MEEEEE

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Your honor I think you'll find that my message "I am going to kill you with a hammer tomorrow morning as you leave for work I know your routine and I will catch you" did not have "/srs" attached to it

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Idk anything about hazbin hotel except hotties are staying away from it so I'm avoiding it as well. Don't want to scare away lovely ladies.

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god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home