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Marvel: We can't make Steve Rogers interested in men because he's the symbol for America and all its values, it'd upset too many people
Also Marvel: Hey sup guys guess who's actually a Nazi
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i just walked past 2 construction dudes and one of em just said “i don’t think they’re right-handed or left-handed. they’re just dogs.”
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I’m the someone
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snapchat filter: *completely changes every single one of my facial features*
me: wow…how did i not notice this before but maybe i don’t look that bad after all? it’’s amazing that i really look like this haha i just never noticed
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I don´t feel like going out today
so I´m going to stay and let it rain
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└( ° ͜ʖ͡°)┐Born too late to explore the Earth, born too soon to explore the Galaxy. Born just in time to post DANK ℳℰℳℰS └( ° ͜ʖ͡°)┐
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man on cusp of having fun suddenly remembers every single one of his responsibilities
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Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck
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