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i still haven't used the 5 star selector (decision paralysis is a bitch) so. gotta get going on who i'm picking for this 4 star ticket. at first i was overwhelmed by how many servants are available but after going through and checking off the ones i have it isn't so bad.

i'm probably going to go with ash. always wanted him, plus he's story locked (i think?) so chances of him spooking me are pretty much nonexistent.

#fg0 #post: misc

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this is so so cute, i love it. i also included the monthly overview because it's funny. what having no limited sustains does to a MF.

#the moc and pf stats are a little embarrassing as i only started going hard on those recently haha... #since i got sparkle and churin i can like. clear content. as opposed to before when i just had my 3 dps and no supports #post: misc #game: honkai sr

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Caved and rolled the Knave. Don't ask me about my funds for a while.

#i didn't meanto do this i was gonna skip but fuck she is cool #harbringer collection is back on baby (still doesn't have scara) #took about 70 pulls. won my 50/50 thank Barbados #me and my brother both were planning to skip and caved and we got her in the exact same amount of rolls which is fun #we both got her in a roll with Freminet at about 70 pulls #dunno WHAT im gonna do about Sethos but. whatever. one thing at a time! #now i have to build her *shivers* anything but the artifact grind... #post: pull #gensh1n 1mpact

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Starting to suspect the reason I have trouble clearing stages in Arknights isn't just my strategic incompetence but, perhaps, some other secret reason. Jury is still out on it though.

#mayhaps I need to level better characters. maybe. or at least level a little more evenly #but funnelling all my resources into Matterhorn seems like a good idea i should do it more (joke) #i didn't realize it was so... messy in there until recently. #i just sort of level whatever i think will help with the stage i'm banging my head against atm #(hence all the archers right now. Finally cleared PR-B-2 though! those chips are all mine. E2 Eben here I come) #that and characters i like. if i level a char i dont care about and they sucks it's a waste but levelling someone i love always has returns #wish i could level 3 stars further :( i want to sacrifice even more exp cards for my friends Ansel and Fang #game: arknights #post #post: misc

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Rats. Rats. We are the rats 🎉

#said I'd do ONE ten pull on this banner and therats popped out right away. yippee 💥 #i like them. #got the welfare maxed so now. i just need to resist to urge to roll bunyan to orz #i dont actually... like super bunyan that much so far? her design is cute but personally wise shes kind of grating in not fun way #but. the thing is. i really like learning with manga quite a bit. like to the point i have favourite characters. #and those favourites are Rider and Assasin. like i Love them #and they're BOTH glued onto bunyans spirit origin 😭 nande!!! #sniff. i cant. i dont have any money left andni want to try for Charlie. #but Assassin has just been soooo cute in the event so far. #also. the way the games been consistently they/theming assassin is so great. i love that for them. #(fgo does the bare minimum of they themming a charcter. me cheering and crying like i won the superbowl) #but.anyway. i will try to resist. hopefully i will not be charmed by bunyan as the event progresses #post: pull #fg0

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got my dearest Churin :) lost my 50/50 to Clara. AGAIN. but it was only at 40 so. it sucks but at least it wasn't at the 90 right orz.

Chruin himself took 80 pulls so. could've been better but whooo cares!! thats my wife baby!! yippee!!

#post: pull #game: honkai sr

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i think i'm gonna skip the Anemo lads >_> i was looking at a list of all the 5 stars in the game and i have all the ones i REALLY want. and i have to look inside myself and say, do i really want either of them?really? enough to spend my one singular saved guarantee? and i think the answer is no.

i love them both as characters and in the abstract i DO want them but. in reality i think my primos are just better spent elsewhere. i think i will have more fun rolling other characters unfortunately. I want Setho/s and i want that little Melu lady to play house with Wrio and Neuv

#post: misc #gensh1n 1mpact #it pains me to say i simply won't be rolling my friend mouche but. such is the life of a f2p

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Bro we are repopulating the Avg1n with this one 💯🔥

#sorry for the caption. he's just so fucking cute. #posting this myself because i feel bad reblogging somebody else's post and being weird on it so. my own post #i just. want him so bad. i cannot wait for his banner. #i'm so glad his trailer was fun and cool :') #his backstory is good and important and valuable but. goddamn does EVERY piece of Churin content have to be fucking sad #i want my wife to be happy 😭 i want only bright lovely things for his future #going to get my girlie so much therapy so we can repopulate the avg1n together 💪 #post: misc #game: honkai sr

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i'm just going to start stealing memes. sick of seeing something funny and not being able to reblog it because it's on twt or rddt

#no bitches huh Sethos lol #recycled memes #gensh1n 1mpact

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red fucking alert my otp is in the same frame, i will proceed to be insufferable about this immediately. they're canon fr fr.

#post: misc #gensh1n 1mpact

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to be honest i ended up feeling really bad for Dagon... He used to be a god of the harvest (i assume) and then one day he woke and was a horrible fish monster like... maybe i'm just in a mood rn but it makes me feel so sad for him.

gonna go read his wiki page and design him an alt that's not a fish monster -w-)b

#might make an evil alt for him to. like a sexy evil mermaid version. just because thats who i am as a person #i know he's just a one dimensional villain and i'm reading into it to much but like. dunno. it's sad! #post: misc #fg0

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yaaarrgghhh... torn between rolling for Kazuha or Scaramouche. on the one hand. Kazuha is like. actually useful to me and would gas up Neuvillete. on the other. Hat guy is my little scrungly hater and i regret having to skip him so many times.

#it's tough because Kazuha would be USEFUL but it's not like he'd be game changing. #it'd be a slight improvement i'm not sure i would even notice. #so. like is it even worth pulling for him exclusively for gameplay reasons if he's not going to juice the gameplay THAT much #(I do like him as a character it's just that. i'm f2p i need to be economical with my rolls sorry bud) #on the other hand. Mouche. i REALLY like him as a character and i'd really like to have a Fatui collection #plus his over world utility seems soooo fun #but. literally the last thing in the world i need is another DPS. #i have *counts on fingers* SEVEN main dps. so. i. uh. i don't need any more. #i literally already have an anemo dps. (Hi Xiao) who i JUST rolled a special support for (Hi cloud retainer) so. it's. so useless. #i will not use him. i just won't. I'm ALREADY not using CR and Xiao because I'm trying to build my Aggravate team #i dunno. i'll sleep on it i guess. #they're both characters i WANT that i keep saying i'll roll when i have spare primos and it keeps not happening #and like. now is THE moment for them i think. i really don't think anything else from Fontaine is gonna tempt me. so now or never #but do i REALLY REALLY want either of them enough to spend literally EVERYTHING i have saved atm... aaahhhh #not having an character i'm looking forward to and saving for is so hard!! #maybe i'll just go for the 50/50 and let fate cast it's die >_> #post: misc #gensh1n 1mpact

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okay okay okay. last 2.1 post. I'll stop. I will!

out of everything this update made me feel the one thing i least expected was... i walked away kinda fond of Sparkle actually. the way she showed up, gave my wife both an important hint and a fucking blow up Penacony button and left was SO silly and cute. thank you for aiding my wife we are now allies i guess. i have decided to forgive the racism, on accoutn of i WOULD actually really like to blow up Penacony. Fuck this stupid baka planet.

it makes me even more glad i rolled her. i was already glad because she is such an DH enabler but now like it makes me happy to see her in my archive.

i also felt more affection for Topaz, for very similar reasons. she was helping out my wife by lending him her cornerstone and she seemed genuinely sad when the light in his went out. if she really is my wife's friend then i to must be friends with her, like any good spouse. maybe i'll look out for an opportunity to roll her in the future.

on the other side of the coin... Ratio... you son of a bitch... it seems like. it wasn't a BETRAYAL betrayal. and more of a gaslight gatekeep girlboss moment. but. i was SO mad at him in the moment and I'm still sorting myself out. we are... not at ODDS anymore I'd say. the note at the end absolved him of me wanting to punt him into the moon but. things are tense until i understand better.

lastly! i'm glad we got a few texts from DH!! i miss my husband. i fear if i do not see him soon he will be usurped as my favourite character, i like to think my heart is not so fickle but. my wife. he's just. oouuugghh. will reassess when i'm not feeling so much like i've been run over.

okay i said the last point was lastly but. i feel like finishing the character review for now uh. Sunday was perfect. just as i'd hoped he'd be. A manipulative lunatic who's scarified everything for his dream, for his family and is a horrible weird empty unpleasant shell. i'm a little annoyed he poisoned my wife but. i also expected them to be at odds so it's okie dokie. love his weird cult vibes, he is SO fucked in the head :) gonna get this chicken therapy so help me god.

Gallagher i was NOT expecting to be so relevant. like. he's some kind of amalgamation of other peoples who's infiltrated Penacony and is the murderer. like. what? nani? huge. i thought it was WEIRD af nobody seemed to know his name when we brought him up but i woulda NEVER guess that's where it was heading. looking forward to finding out just WHAT he really is.

Acheron my friend Acheron :) she's a great trustworthy friend. a lot of her stuff was straight up a honkai3rd reference so it made no damn sense. compelled me though. she is miss feels-bad but shes so niceies to everyone. she was very sweet to Sam i appreciated that. and the way she looked after my wife in purgatory! very kind of her. if i had the primos to spare i'd nab her in a heartbeat.

Blackswan hardly came up but. she was lovely and beautiful in every scene she was in. and speaking of the scene she was in Boothill was so fucking funny. he called Acheron on the phone like ''I'mma gonna kill u!!!'' and then. when some other woman he didn't know answered he was like ''i'll kill you to! i'll kill everyone! bang bang!!''. silly goose material. when he realized he and BS are on the same side he was very polite. hope he makes it to Penacony in time to see the grand finale.

also quick Robin interlude. still don't know much about the girlie but. her letter to Sunday at the mansion showed she's got mad investigation skills. i was very impressed to see that from her. and i'm so so intrigued by her and Sunday's relationship.

that just leaves... Sam. i dunno. i was spoiled so it didn't have as much impact as I'd like :( we shall have to see wtf is up with her (him?). i will say anything stelleron hunter related makes me happy. they're my friends. my og friends. the people i trust most. the script is a GOOD thing ok.

actually i left my wife out of this review huh. Aventurine is perfect. was perfect. and will be perfect in the future. his backstory makes me feel like i've been run over, crying and wailing about it still. he's everything.

i'm still trying to make sense of the ending. he. decided to live. to become truly free of all this. and that's all i can ask for him. he deserves AT LEST that much. i really don't think he's DEAD dead. he literally said it wasn't his time to be with his parents and sister yet. but i fear we may never see him again. after all you can't fake your death and then come right back to the scene of the crime... the plan hinges on someone returning from beyond the veil of death within the dreamscape but... i fear that person doesn't HAVE to him does it? it felt very conclusive, that final cutscene. like this was his farewell to this glittering stage and this ipc life.

goodbye Kakavasha... if our paths cross again may you infinitely happier then you were before.

#post: misc #game: honkai sr

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Version 4.5 Event Wishes Notice - Phase II

Travelers, stock up on weapons and characters in the event wish to make your party stronger in combat!

Event Wish "Decree of the Deeps" - Boosted Drop Rate for "Ordainer of Inexorable Judgment" Neuvillette (Hydro)!

〓Event Wish Duration〓

2024/4/2 18:00:00—2024/4/23 14:59:00

〓Event Wish Details〓

● During this event wish, the event-exclusive 5-star character "Ordainer of Inexorable Judgment" Neuvillette (Hydro) will receive a huge drop-rate boost!

● During this event wish, the 4-star characters "Shining Idol" Barbara (Hydro), "Juvenile Galant" Xingqiu (Hydro), and "Wise Innocence" Yanfei (Pyro) will receive a huge drop-rate boost!

※ Of the above characters, the event-exclusive character will not be available in the standard wish "Wanderlust Invocation."

※ This is for "Character Event Wish." The wish guarantee count for "Character Event Wish" and "Character Event Wish-2" is shared, and is accumulated between both "Character Event Wish" and "Character Event Wish-2." This wish guarantee count is independent of the guarantee counts of other types of wishes.

※ The "Test Run" trial event will be open during this event wish. Travelers may use fixed lineups containing the selected trial characters to enter specific stages and test them out. Travelers that complete the challenges will receive the corresponding rewards!

※ For more information, go to the Wish screen and select Details in the bottom-left corner.

Event Wish "Leaves in the Wind" - Boosted Drop Rate for "Scarlet Leaves Pursue Wild Waves" Kaedehara Kazuha (Anemo)!

〓Event Wish Duration〓

2024/4/2 18:00:00—2024/4/23 14:59:00

〓Event Wish Details〓

● During this event wish, the event-exclusive 5-star character "Scarlet Leaves Pursue Wild Waves" Kaedehara Kazuha (Anemo) will receive a huge drop-rate boost!

● During this event wish, the 4-star characters "Shining Idol" Barbara (Hydro), "Juvenile Galant" Xingqiu (Hydro), and "Wise Innocence" Yanfei (Pyro) will receive a huge drop-rate boost!

※ Of the above characters, the event-exclusive character will not be available in the standard wish "Wanderlust Invocation."

※ This is for "Character Event Wish-2." The wish guarantee count for "Character Event Wish" and "Character Event Wish-2" is shared, and is accumulated between both "Character Event Wish" and "Character Event Wish-2." This wish guarantee count is independent of the guarantee counts of other types of wishes.

※ The "Test Run" trial event will be open during this event wish. Travelers may use fixed lineups containing the selected trial characters to enter specific stages and test them out. Travelers that complete the challenges will receive the corresponding rewards!

※ For more information, go to the Wish screen and select Details in the bottom-left corner.

Event Wish "Epitome Invocation" - Boosted Drop Rate for Tome of the Eternal Flow (Catalyst) and Freedom-Sworn (Sword)!

〓Event Wish Duration〓

2024/4/2 18:00:00—2024/4/23 14:59:00

〓Event Wish Details〓

● During this event wish, the event-exclusive 5-star weapons Tome of the Eternal Flow (Catalyst) and Freedom-Sworn (Sword) will receive a huge drop-rate boost!

● During this event wish, the event-exclusive 4-star weapons Wine and Song (Catalyst) and Mitternachts Waltz (Bow), as well as 4-star weapons The Flute (Sword), Favonius Greatsword (Claymore), and Favonius Lance (Polearm) will receive a huge drop-rate boost!

● During this event wish, use Epitomized Path to chart a course towards a promotional 5-star weapon, such as Tome of the Eternal Flow (Catalyst) or Freedom-Sworn (Sword). For more information on Epitomized Path, go to the Wish screen and select Details in the bottom-left corner.

※ Of the above weapons, the event-exclusive weapons will not be available in the standard wish "Wanderlust Invocation."

#i've been so busy thinking about star rail i forgot this was coming soon #haahhh... need to check my primos and see if i can afford Kazuha atm. #he's the last person i want to roll for a while so like. i'm relatively safe to spend everything i've got but... #Miko cleaned me tf out. so. might not have a guarantee saved yet #gensh1n 1mpact

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finished the 2.1 story. the scream i let out when they hit me with the ''to be continued''... weeh.

#i feel like no questions really have been answered and everyone is even more full of secrets then i anticipated #ough. sure hurt my feelings. #game: honkai sr #post: misc

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More spoilers lmao

Noooo not the branding cg 😭😭😭 my poor baby I'll get you out of here

#i been know but still. it hurts. my wife... auuuuggghhh #not the slavery backstory aaaaarrggghhh nooooo #ill save you baby. don't worry i will rescue you from this. only good things in your future i promise #the way it cuts from that to more trailblazer sillies is . something #game: honkai sr #post: misc #i need a plushie of his asap.

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2.1 spoilers under the cut

The way the Aventurine pov segments are all intense and sad and make me feel bad, and then as soon as you cut back to the trailblazer we are in the comic relief segment is so funny. Everyone else on Penacony is taking this seriously and he's just goofing off and threatening people lol

Now just hold on a second. Sorry. i was going to continue my review lamenting how the Aven segments are all fuckign crazy and i want to take care of him, but gboard generated this sticker with the sentence i typed and it's so fucking funny i got distracted. that is the question of the hour. i'm worried.

also. the Ratio betrayal... hm. i need to get to the end and find out... why the fuck he did that but. like. that shits so bad i'm this close to not shipping them anymore. i trusted you to take care of MY WIFE and this is how you act. son of a bitch. you jackass. Sunday POISONED him because of you are you happy now. my baby's got 17 system hours to live. damn you to hell. i don't hate a shitty toxic relationship in the abstract but not for my baby. he deserves the world.

anyway. sad stuff aside. the way he kept sending the trailblazer money when he got his number is sooooo fucking cute. MY WIFE!

#post: misc #game: honkai sr