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Congratulations to Little siblings, winners of extra tournament!

Extra tournament

Here is a little battle royale I promised around the start of submissions

And here is propoganda (or reasons for submission that collided with main tournament's rules)

Wu Zhao (real life)

The post

Little siblings (real life)

The other post

Russian communists (real life)

They tried to gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss people of 15 countries into the idea of communism.

My piano teacher (real life)

"YOU F*CKING MISTAKE YOU CAN'T EVEN PLAY THIS ONE NOTE CORRECTLY YOU NEVER DESERVED TO EXIS--oh hello child's parents! :D we were just doing some healthy criticism"

/Bro I hope u r doin ok now/

@\gayoticbeing (tumblr)

The vibes. Especially the girlbossing.

Dog (real life)

Gatekeep toys and affection. Gaslight people into giving up their own food with big eyes. Girlboss through life, commanding all love in the house.

Shouzou Kaga (real life)

Girlboss- created the fire emblem franchise. Fire Emblem elitists worship him (even though he left the franchise after the 5th game). Gatekeep- his games are known for having the most cryptic gameplay mechanics and unlocking secrets are nearly impossible without a guide. Literally one of his games came with a vhs on how to play the game. Gaslight- made up this bow for a video game and gaslit a bunch of people into thinking it was a real bow from Norse mythology (this video goes into more depth about it):

Yeltsa Kcir (life real)

Created the deadliest self defence move. Just look at it.

#congratulations #extra tournament #and with that our tournament concludes #thank you everyone for participating

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Who are your personal top three girlbosses? And did you expect the final ranking to be as it is?

I would've like to say that I gave my toughest battles to my favourite 3g's so that they may fail them miserably but no, their fates were chosen by the Power of List Randomizer. I'll just say that I added a piece of propoganda to three participants, who dropped out of rounds one (!), two and two respectively. The moment I got data on the last 8 standing I could predict the final ranking but I was wondering in what proportions the votes would be divided.

#not a poll

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Have you ever absolutely loathed a protagonist, either because they are an annoying hypocrite, a terrible person portrayed as a good one or a Mary Sue/Gary Stue?

Then this is the poll for you, where we determine who the most insufferable protagonist is.

The protagonist may be from a book, show, film, game etc.

Disclaimer: You may submit anti propaganda as a rebuttal at any point if you disagree with a MC being insufferable

Inspired by:

@the-worst-bracket @the-robot-bracket @look-how-they-massacred-them @generic-man-in-suit-battle @gentle-giant-swag

@most-canon-non-canon-ship-poll @worstwebtooncouplespoll @jerktournament

@tournament-announcer

#other tournaments

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Let's go ladies!

Welcome to the brawl where enthusiasts submit buff woman to compete for the title of Most Muscle Woman Ever.

I'm Mod Starla, let's begin.

I'm going to censor these words to keep them from showing up in the regular tag but just so we're on the same page:

NO T3RF$, R4DF3M$, AND N4Z1 CODED CHARACTERS. And no H*rry P*tter or Att*ck On Tit*n content. Please and Thank you.

Requirements:

She's fictional

She has defined muscles. They have to be visible when she's idle. She doesn't have to be a body builder but I need to see that visible line between muscles groups.

Photo proof will be required either way.

I will not accept her if she's canonically strong as hell but relatively skinny and doesn't look the part. Still love the girls that don't have huge muscles and still look like a model, though. This poll just isn't here to highlight them.

if you read these and agree to the terms, tell me if you would still love your muscle woman if she was a worm under the "Would you?" question in the form.

Multiple submissions are allowed. One per character however.

One the polls start going out, they'll be under the tag #supersmashwomen.

I can't promise weekly updates but I can certainly try to put my whole pussy into it. Feel free to send me any asks if you have any comments or questions.

Submissions: Open

^ click on this to get to the form

#other tournaments

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Extra tournament

Here is a little battle royale I promised around the start of submissions

And here is propoganda (or reasons for submission that collided with main tournament's rules)

Wu Zhao (real life)

The post

Little siblings (real life)

The other post

Russian communists (real life)

They tried to gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss people of 15 countries into the idea of communism.

My piano teacher (real life)

"YOU F*CKING MISTAKE YOU CAN'T EVEN PLAY THIS ONE NOTE CORRECTLY YOU NEVER DESERVED TO EXIS--oh hello child's parents! :D we were just doing some healthy criticism"

/Bro I hope u r doin ok now/

@\gayoticbeing (tumblr)

The vibes. Especially the girlbossing.

Dog (real life)

Gatekeep toys and affection. Gaslight people into giving up their own food with big eyes. Girlboss through life, commanding all love in the house.

Shouzou Kaga (real life)

Girlboss- created the fire emblem franchise. Fire Emblem elitists worship him (even though he left the franchise after the 5th game). Gatekeep- his games are known for having the most cryptic gameplay mechanics and unlocking secrets are nearly impossible without a guide. Literally one of his games came with a vhs on how to play the game. Gaslight- made up this bow for a video game and gaslit a bunch of people into thinking it was a real bow from Norse mythology (this video goes into more depth about it):

Yeltsa Kcir (life real)

Created the deadliest self defence move. Just look at it.

#extra tournament

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Congratulations to our winners!

👑 1st place - Miss Piggy

💎 2nd place - GLaDOS

💍 3rd place - Ianthe Tridentarius

Thus our tournament concludes. Or not yet?..

#congratulations #miss piggy #the muppets #GLaDOS #Portal #the locked tomb #ianthe tridentarius

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(Last day!)

Decisive Battle

Quarterfinals:

Miss Piggy (The Muppets) vs Vriska Serket (Homestuck)

Kim Wexler (Better Call Saul) vs The Xenomorph (Alien)

Regina George (Mean Girls) vs GLaDOS (Portal 2)

John Gaius, The Emperor Undying, God (The Locked Tomb) vs Ianthe Tridentarius (The Locked Tomb)

Semifinals:

Miss Piggy (The Muppets) vs The Xenomorph (Alien)

GLaDOS (Portal 2) vs Ianthe Tridentarius (The Locked Tomb)

Battle for 3rd place:

  The Xenomorph (Alien) vs Ianthe Tridentarius (The Locked Tomb)

Final:

  Miss Piggy (The Muppets) vs GLaDOS (Portal 2)

#Miss Piggy #The Muppets #Alien #Xenomorph #Portal #Portal 2 #GLaDOS #GLaDOS Portal #GLaDOS Portal 2 #tlt #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #nona the ninth #the locked tomb #ianthe tridentarius #cw ianthe tridentarius #ianthe the first

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something about this being the state of your raw comment section on the finals feels right

Hehe :) Bonus section:

I misread this as flight. Then I read it correctly, but abstract thinking cannot be stopped so easily

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shootin' stars I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now

#not a poll

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New lore dropped

Final Round

Propaganda under the cut

Miss Piggy

She is the queen of Girlbossing. She lies to get what she wants, and keeps out any she thinks isn't worthy of what she has to offer. She is perhaps the original Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss.

GLaDOS

I mean, obviously.

#you are absolutely right #that's how their battle looks like

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Vox populi vox Dei

Final Round

Propaganda under the cut

Miss Piggy

She is the queen of Girlbossing. She lies to get what she wants, and keeps out any she thinks isn't worthy of what she has to offer. She is perhaps the original Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss.

GLaDOS

I mean, obviously.

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Battle for 3rd place

Propaganda under the cut

The Xenomorph

To cause general fuckery. To impregnate people to death. Impervious to most means of harm, she slays the day away by toying with her prey and murdering anyone who stands in her way.

Ianthe Tridentarius

She is trying so hard to be the main character by lying and manipulating her sister, her cavalier, her mentor, her ?love interests? (Spoiler???) And also god. Not sure how it's working out for her but she does love to lie and manipulate

Worstie Ianthe is the DEFINITION of gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss. She is one of a set of necromancer twins that are the heirs to their houses rule. Except wait, only she is a necromancer and she has spent their entire lives doing necromancy for the both of them. She is constantly mean to their cavalier, Naberius, who she occasionally nibbles on like a chew toy, before eventually killing and eating him to ascend to sainthood. She goes to gods spaceship with another woman who ascended to sainthood who she has a crush on, this other woman is like…. Both incredibly mentally unwell and also haunted by at least 211 ghosts. Ianthes method of flirting with her? Gaslighting her about the corpse that keeps moving around and hiding under her bed. For no real reason tbh. She is clearly plotting to overthrow god, and at the moment that consists of her manipulating him while he’s too sad about his long term partners betraying him and subsequently exploding to really care. She dresses in terrible outfits and makes soup by burning onions to the bottom of a pot, putting meat in and some vegetables and then it doesn’t taste like anything so she puts in a few teaspoons of salt so it tastes like a few teaspoons of salt. She had her crush amputate her arm and regrow her a new one out of bone and it’s one of the horniest things I’ve read in my life.

"Gaslight = told her lobotomized (she helped), schizophrenic girlobsession that there was no corpse under their bed, even tho there totally was. Gatekeep = girl did NOT share the secret to god-like ascension. She kept that shit to herself until it was time to eat her boytoy, and by then everyone knew already. Girlboss = she has a non-necromancer twin sister, and literally Everyone thinks they r both necromancers because Ianthe is so good at it. She reverse engineered ascending to the aforementioned ascension without even completing any of the supplementary tasks. She held her own in a fight against a 10k year old lyctor. She becomes the figurehead of her entire empire. "

She uses a man as a chewtoy in the first book, literally gaslights the protagonist of the second book about a corpse, and elder-abuses God when he gets depressed in the third book. Nobody is doing it like her.

Dives headfirst with no regrets while basically laughing and covered in blood into murdering her cavalier once she realizes what the gothic locked room mystery/competition leads to while everyone else is questioning it, helps perform lobotomy on harrow so she doesn't remember the person she loves, manipulates everyone to get to the top

idk just everything about her

her relationship with her sister is incredibly Bad, she fosters codependency and views Corona(the sister) as an extension of herself. This does not stop her from keeping up the con that Corona actually has magic (She doesn't, it was always just Ianthe) for 22ish years and every single person who interacts with them falls for it. She killed a man against his will (most dying for this purpose specifically go willingly) and she consumed him and she will be burning his soul for eternity. She's completely repulsive and still somehow incredibly hot.

she takes advantage of the fact that the main character is prone to hallucinations. at one point she gaslights the mc into believing that the corpse under her bed isn't real just because she can. she reverse engineered a set of very complex trials on her own without anyone realizing she had the skills to complete them normally. she's also babysat god through his drunk and pathetic era.

Artist: @may12324

#decisive battle #3rd place #Alien #Xenomorph #tlt #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #nona the ninth #the locked tomb #ianthe tridentarius #cw ianthe tridentarius #ianthe the first

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Final Round

Propaganda under the cut

Miss Piggy

She is the queen of Girlbossing. She lies to get what she wants, and keeps out any she thinks isn't worthy of what she has to offer. She is perhaps the original Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss.

GLaDOS

I mean, obviously.

#decisive battle #finals #Miss Piggy #The Muppets #Portal #Portal 2 #GLaDOS #GLaDOS Portal #GLaDOS Portal 2

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Semifinals officially ended

21 hour ago

See you and all the same contestants tomorrow in final battles!

#not a poll

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Last 5 hours to vote in semifinals!

Decisive Battle

Quarterfinals:

Miss Piggy (The Muppets) vs Vriska Serket (Homestuck)

Kim Wexler (Better Call Saul) vs The Xenomorph (Alien)

Regina George (Mean Girls) vs GLaDOS (Portal 2)

John Gaius, The Emperor Undying, God (The Locked Tomb) vs Ianthe Tridentarius (The Locked Tomb)

Semifinals:

Miss Piggy (The Muppets) vs The Xenomorph (Alien)

GLaDOS (Portal 2) vs Ianthe Tridentarius (The Locked Tomb)

#Miss Piggy #The Muppets #Alien #Xenomorph #Portal #Portal 2 #GLaDOS #GLaDOS Portal #GLaDOS Portal 2 #tlt #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #nona the ninth #the locked tomb #ianthe tridentarius #cw ianthe tridentarius #ianthe the first #Yes I messed up with timings. Sorry

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Semifinals, Poll 2

Propaganda under the cut

GLaDOS

I mean, obviously.

Ianthe Tridentarius

She is trying so hard to be the main character by lying and manipulating her sister, her cavalier, her mentor, her ?love interests? (Spoiler???) And also god. Not sure how it's working out for her but she does love to lie and manipulate

Worstie Ianthe is the DEFINITION of gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss. She is one of a set of necromancer twins that are the heirs to their houses rule. Except wait, only she is a necromancer and she has spent their entire lives doing necromancy for the both of them. She is constantly mean to their cavalier, Naberius, who she occasionally nibbles on like a chew toy, before eventually killing and eating him to ascend to sainthood. She goes to gods spaceship with another woman who ascended to sainthood who she has a crush on, this other woman is like…. Both incredibly mentally unwell and also haunted by at least 211 ghosts. Ianthes method of flirting with her? Gaslighting her about the corpse that keeps moving around and hiding under her bed. For no real reason tbh. She is clearly plotting to overthrow god, and at the moment that consists of her manipulating him while he’s too sad about his long term partners betraying him and subsequently exploding to really care. She dresses in terrible outfits and makes soup by burning onions to the bottom of a pot, putting meat in and some vegetables and then it doesn’t taste like anything so she puts in a few teaspoons of salt so it tastes like a few teaspoons of salt. She had her crush amputate her arm and regrow her a new one out of bone and it’s one of the horniest things I’ve read in my life.

"Gaslight = told her lobotomized (she helped), schizophrenic girlobsession that there was no corpse under their bed, even tho there totally was. Gatekeep = girl did NOT share the secret to god-like ascension. She kept that shit to herself until it was time to eat her boytoy, and by then everyone knew already. Girlboss = she has a non-necromancer twin sister, and literally Everyone thinks they r both necromancers because Ianthe is so good at it. She reverse engineered ascending to the aforementioned ascension without even completing any of the supplementary tasks. She held her own in a fight against a 10k year old lyctor. She becomes the figurehead of her entire empire. "

She uses a man as a chewtoy in the first book, literally gaslights the protagonist of the second book about a corpse, and elder-abuses God when he gets depressed in the third book. Nobody is doing it like her.

Dives headfirst with no regrets while basically laughing and covered in blood into murdering her cavalier once she realizes what the gothic locked room mystery/competition leads to while everyone else is questioning it, helps perform lobotomy on harrow so she doesn't remember the person she loves, manipulates everyone to get to the top

idk just everything about her

her relationship with her sister is incredibly Bad, she fosters codependency and views Corona(the sister) as an extension of herself. This does not stop her from keeping up the con that Corona actually has magic (She doesn't, it was always just Ianthe) for 22ish years and every single person who interacts with them falls for it. She killed a man against his will (most dying for this purpose specifically go willingly) and she consumed him and she will be burning his soul for eternity. She's completely repulsive and still somehow incredibly hot.

she takes advantage of the fact that the main character is prone to hallucinations. at one point she gaslights the mc into believing that the corpse under her bed isn't real just because she can. she reverse engineered a set of very complex trials on her own without anyone realizing she had the skills to complete them normally. she's also babysat god through his drunk and pathetic era.

Artist: olivecow (deviantart)

#not a poll

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Semifinals, Poll 2

Propaganda under the cut

GLaDOS

I mean, obviously.

Ianthe Tridentarius

She is trying so hard to be the main character by lying and manipulating her sister, her cavalier, her mentor, her ?love interests? (Spoiler???) And also god. Not sure how it's working out for her but she does love to lie and manipulate

Worstie Ianthe is the DEFINITION of gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss. She is one of a set of necromancer twins that are the heirs to their houses rule. Except wait, only she is a necromancer and she has spent their entire lives doing necromancy for the both of them. She is constantly mean to their cavalier, Naberius, who she occasionally nibbles on like a chew toy, before eventually killing and eating him to ascend to sainthood. She goes to gods spaceship with another woman who ascended to sainthood who she has a crush on, this other woman is like…. Both incredibly mentally unwell and also haunted by at least 211 ghosts. Ianthes method of flirting with her? Gaslighting her about the corpse that keeps moving around and hiding under her bed. For no real reason tbh. She is clearly plotting to overthrow god, and at the moment that consists of her manipulating him while he’s too sad about his long term partners betraying him and subsequently exploding to really care. She dresses in terrible outfits and makes soup by burning onions to the bottom of a pot, putting meat in and some vegetables and then it doesn’t taste like anything so she puts in a few teaspoons of salt so it tastes like a few teaspoons of salt. She had her crush amputate her arm and regrow her a new one out of bone and it’s one of the horniest things I’ve read in my life.

"Gaslight = told her lobotomized (she helped), schizophrenic girlobsession that there was no corpse under their bed, even tho there totally was. Gatekeep = girl did NOT share the secret to god-like ascension. She kept that shit to herself until it was time to eat her boytoy, and by then everyone knew already. Girlboss = she has a non-necromancer twin sister, and literally Everyone thinks they r both necromancers because Ianthe is so good at it. She reverse engineered ascending to the aforementioned ascension without even completing any of the supplementary tasks. She held her own in a fight against a 10k year old lyctor. She becomes the figurehead of her entire empire. "

She uses a man as a chewtoy in the first book, literally gaslights the protagonist of the second book about a corpse, and elder-abuses God when he gets depressed in the third book. Nobody is doing it like her.

Dives headfirst with no regrets while basically laughing and covered in blood into murdering her cavalier once she realizes what the gothic locked room mystery/competition leads to while everyone else is questioning it, helps perform lobotomy on harrow so she doesn't remember the person she loves, manipulates everyone to get to the top

idk just everything about her

her relationship with her sister is incredibly Bad, she fosters codependency and views Corona(the sister) as an extension of herself. This does not stop her from keeping up the con that Corona actually has magic (She doesn't, it was always just Ianthe) for 22ish years and every single person who interacts with them falls for it. She killed a man against his will (most dying for this purpose specifically go willingly) and she consumed him and she will be burning his soul for eternity. She's completely repulsive and still somehow incredibly hot.

she takes advantage of the fact that the main character is prone to hallucinations. at one point she gaslights the mc into believing that the corpse under her bed isn't real just because she can. she reverse engineered a set of very complex trials on her own without anyone realizing she had the skills to complete them normally. she's also babysat god through his drunk and pathetic era.

Artist: olivecow (deviantart)

#decisive battle #semifinals #Portal #Portal 2 #GLaDOS #GLaDOS Portal #GLaDOS Portal 2 #tlt #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #nona the ninth #the locked tomb #ianthe tridentarius #cw ianthe tridentarius #ianthe the first

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Semifinals, Poll 1

Propaganda under the cut

Miss Piggy

She is the queen of Girlbossing. She lies to get what she wants, and keeps out any she thinks isn't worthy of what she has to offer. She is perhaps the original Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss.

The Xenomorph

To cause general fuckery. To impregnate people to death. Impervious to most means of harm, she slays the day away by toying with her prey and murdering anyone who stands in her way.

#decisive battle #semifinals #Miss Piggy #The Muppets #Alien #Xenomorph