My swag too boring. I smoke too weak. They aren’t gonna kill me
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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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hey. what the fuck does this mean
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