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ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.

ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week

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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

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Doing more than one? Choose whichever you found the most helpful. ❤️

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"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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they should invent a mother who is normal and says normal things and has normal interactions with her child

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

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first day in the time loop i suspect nothing

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To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton

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WHY IS DRAWING HANDS SO FUCKING HARD

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Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

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Hey folks, if you want to fight back against the twitterfication of tumblr USE IT LIKE IT'S TUMBLR!!!!!! REBLOG THINGS!!!!!! USE THE TAGS TO SCREAM AT YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!

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You have been visited by the twocumber. May you receive twofold luck in the coming days

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is anyone else insane but its just a wednesday afternoon

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stop listening to music and start listening to the sounds of nature. the “eagles?”The “rolling stones?” The “beetles?” Come into the beautiful forest with me and you will find all of those things friend…. I promise….If you just believe<3