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my manager just asked me what my hobbies are outside of work and i cannot accurately describe how surreal it was. it was like being asked by the guy who locked you in the dungeon if you used to do anything fun before they locked you in the dungeon.

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This porno didn’t fuck around

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homophobic spike moments :/

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the opposite if mwah is hawm. fucking bite you.

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No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly

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Oh my god THANK YOU

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The Rito in Zelda are named after the Japanese for bird, Tori, but with the characters reversed. Therefore I propose that if Zelda was made in an English speaking country, the Rito would be called the Drib.

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most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

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a wikipedia poem on software entropy

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Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

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this person’s response to being constantly assaulted by their own cats is to hide inside an enclosed tent in their living room

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happy 420 and day i reserve a spot in hell

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oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day