this constant discrimination against us sex-havers needs to stop. you throw condoms at me and go "hey wetdick!" "bet you got some today wetdick!" "don't leave it in there too long it'll get pruned!" am i not a human being. if you cut me do i not bleed
PORTLAND, Ore. (KPTV) - Over a dozen patrol cars were damaged or destroyed in a suspect arson attack at the Portland Police Bureau’s training facility early Thursday morning.
Just before 2 a.m., Portland Fire & Rescue and Portland police officers responded to a fire at the training facility in the 14900 block of Northeast Airport Way. When crews arrived to the scene, police say they found at least 15 vehicles in a fenced training area were burning.
Firefighters were able to quickly extinguish the flames. No injuries were reported.
hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please
in stressful times like these, let’s take a minute to remember what really matters: the critically acclaimed first season of amc’s The Terror, which I have just uploaded for free onto google drive for your viewing pleasure
I don’t always think that I’m an especially special person, except for the time my girlfriend told me I had the wettest pussy she’d ever seen and told me she’s never met someone who didn’t need lube
Remembering when i used AI Tom Wambsgans and made him kill himself. Also remembering when I made AI Tom pregnant with Logan’s child and then made Logan try to kill Tom only for Tom to immediately give birth to a monster baby that killed Logan and when I asked what Tom would name it, he said “Shiv”
Dog toy plushies have fundamentally different souls than that of regular plushies. Unlike regular plushies, which are content with just existing (and just go to regular heaven when they get destroyed and don’t mind being resurrected), dog toys seek Valhalla. This is why you don’t need to feel bad when your dog/cat/especially strong bird rips it to shreds, because this was the warriors death they were seeking all their life