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From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free

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here’s the facts

donald J trump is extremely fully 11 months pregnant

he is pregnant with a litter of half pig half men, somewhat resembling orcs. they were genetically engineered to his specifications and are rumored to be “super soldiers”

the former president became pregnant via embryo transplant - he does not have ovaries or penetrative sex, so insemination is not an option

they are not in his butt or penis - the pentagon hollowed and ballooned out his prostate gland to act as a psuedowomb

donald j trump is in constant pain because of this so he’s constantly smoking weed which just makes him sadder and more pregnant and it’s not so good for the piglets

trump said he got this idea “from sauron” of lord of the rings

when trump gives birth, his perineum will cleanly cleave in two, and a bucketful of viscous green nickelodean slime will dump forth onto the ground. he will steady himself against a ballet bar and dump out the pigfetuses one by one onto the floor with no umbilical cord

when pressed for comment, donald trump specified:

“I love my kids. They are the best. They’ve got strong blood. They’ve got good genes. But I could have better kids. I could have pigmen. Tall. Taller than me, if you can believe it. These piglets are the greatest — people are saying they’re the greatest!”

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Reblogging is not enough, you need to be donating to the gofundme’s you’re sharing. I am sick of seeing these families plea for funds to evacuate Gaza and receive thousands of notes and yet are so so far from their goal.

Don’t buy lunch today and instead donate the money you would have spent to a gofundme that crosses your path. Collect the loose coins in your car and donate them. Donate a few dollars from your paycheck and ask your boss to match it.

I am sure that 95% of you have at least £5 to your name that you can spare, CHOOSE TO DONATE IT. You don’t need to have £100 donations to be making a difference.

Donate what you can, just please actually donate.

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people just now boycotting eurovision because joost got disqualified

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Where should my mom go😭💔?

Our house in Gaza was bombed, we escaped to #Rafah, and now Rafah is being evacuated, and my mother lives on the sand without shelter, not even a tent 😭😭

As you can see, her hand injury is getting worse due to the lack of food and medicine, causing her to have spasms in her extremities 💔💔

Please, my mother is in danger, help her get out to a safe area before it is too late🙏

Please share and donate, believe me every single dollar will make a difference and save my family life😔🙏

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do you guys remember a few years back the ray ban tumblr scam where people started posting about sunglasses and if you interacted with any of the links your blog would get infected and start posting about ray ban sunglasses too

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i want to force a bald eagle to smoke cigarettes until it dies

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my brother sent me this photo of his cat and i’m gonna lose my mind. he looks like a kingdom hearts character 

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the flavor description is like a really dumb guy getting excited when you ask him whats in his favorite ice cream

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Out of pure curiosity and fun!

#animal jam

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me in the group chat: hey. bad news guys

gc: oh no. you did it again didn't you

me: yeah. i got lost in the beauty of a gif of a dragon from the early 2000s again. sorry