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So I’ve been teaching 6th grade since January, and one thing about my female students which made me upset to realize is how many of them are obsessed with skincare. I've heard the girls in my class discussing the EYE CREAM they use. Like tf you mean eye cream? You're ELEVEN!!! I'm a decade older than you and have never even touched eye cream!! The most skincare a middle schooler needs is cleanser and moisturizer, maybe some acne cream. Who tf is selling you all this other stuff? Who tf told you you needed all this?

It hurts me to see. Their brains are too young for these types of insecurities 😭 no 11 year old girl should be obsessed with wrinkles, I wanna beat tf out of whatever tiktoker made them believe they needed skin that perfect

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Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

#how i feel abt my cousin and her husband

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Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

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Every post on reddit is like “my wife left me, so i spent 100000 on a new man cave” and there’s always a storm trooper of some kind in the room. Ive seen this happen so often on reddit that now i associate storm troopers and the entire star wars universe with divorce.

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person online: you have to say in your bio if you’re afab or amab. also you have to specify if you’re transmasc or transfem. also you have to say if you’re transmisogyny exempt or transmisogyny affected. also you have to say if you’re a (trans) man or (trans) woman. also y-

the majestic and kindhearted northern yellow bat (lasiurus intermedius), as photographed by Merlin Tuttle’s Bat Conservation:

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rap drama summation:

drake and kendrick met in 2011 after kendrick's first album release

drake became friends with kendrick bc he was like "this guy has potential" and had kendrick be one of his openers on tour

kendrick had drake on his next album that won aoty

kendrick was featured on the song "control" where he names a bunch of artists and is like "i'm coming for your job" and one of them was drake, who was also the only one pressed about it

PRESENT DAY:

j cole featured on drake's song "first person shooter" where he says that himself, drake, and kendrick are the "big 3" of rap

kendrick features on future's album on the song "like that" where he says that there is no big three and it's just him (basically that he's better than both of them)

drake drops two diss tracks ("push-ups" which is just a general diss, and "taylor made freestyle" where he disses kendrick for featuring on bad blood and delaying his response to the first diss track because of taylor's album release. while also talking about how much he loves and respects her because he's non-commital like that)

kendrick drops his response, and it's a 6-minute diss that calls drake out for EVERYTHING. like using AI to write, mistreating women, being sexist, being canadian (💀), and a bunch of other stuff like he eats him up

drake drops a response that i hadn't heard of when first making this post so it probably wasn't very good

he drops a second response yesterday, called "meet the grahams" where he addresses it to different members of drake's family (including his son) dissing him for being a bad father, bad son, and bad example (eats him up again) (this dropped an hour after drake's which means he probably had insider information and is playing 4D chess)

we now await drake's response

kendrick dropped ANOTHER diss track called "not like US"

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when a new media comes out and i have to navigate tumblrs shit ui to add the tag to my blacklist

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if you're an artist that regularly draws porn involving women and i can peruse your entire portfolio without seeing a transgender woman you've failed and you should give up art

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i love new gerard way pictures especially when they're from the japan tour i just know he was about to shed his outer dad shell and put on nylons and heels and bend over an amp like a sexy shrimp

you are so amazing to me and I love your purse

#mcr

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I asked my friends on Discord if they used "psipsipsi" or "swswsw" when they are trying to call kitties, and I got a wide array of answers and it got me wondering--

How do you

Thank you to @space-glitter-gay, @frogs-under-logs, @justoneofthosebibliophiles, and Virginia for the blessing and the other options!

And to thank you for your answer, here's a photo of our adopted kitten:

#tongue clicking

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should i tag the wrestling stuff yea or nay

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Neanderthals probably had insane pull. They were like “I am taking care of my grandma since she hurt her foot. Look at this beautiful cave painting I made.” and early modern humans were like “You are so refreshingly compassionate and make beautiful art. Your stocky frame, huge head and chinlessness have seduced me. Let’s interbreed and create offspring that will have unique autoimmune problems for thousands of years to come.”

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tcm turns 50 this year thats fucking nuts. someone remind me to make art for this

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Couldn’t find the original so had to remake it

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he isn’t beating those allegations

#charlie???? charlie slimecicle????? #also ranboo ily but what the hell is going on with your hair

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(spinning around in an office chair) do you guys ever think about the care and attention to detail that professional wrestlers need to have in order not to seriously hurt their opponent even as they try their hardest to make the fight look as brutal and difficult as possible to the audience? because i do.