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sailor moon lesbian hairstyle

I can't tell if you mean this literally or if sailor moon lesbian is some sort of fake demographic conjured up by the internet

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#olivia

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job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?

me: what if a dracula show up 😰

interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.

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pesto is great for many bites but to me it’s always been a kind of samey indulgent experience in a specific way where if you happily eat your way through a large enough portion there will hit a point where you will very suddenly experience something called “pesto remorse” which i have just invented

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The handy bambino

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(Day drinking in the park) i just realize why life so beautiful.... ❤️

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the concept of jaywalking one of the craziest inventions to me. youre just making shit up

#reblogging this while pounding beers in trinity bellwoods #im doing my part

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It's so fucking odd that Ubisoft has somehow cultivated a brand around weird video game pseudo tourism

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i love tight black tank tops, belts and baggy jeans and thats my fuxking #story. lets get into it girl

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ubisoft just greenlit assassins creed dallas, assassins creed oklahoma city, assassins creed springfield, assassins creed simpsons, assassins creed marge, assisns creed origins: homer, assassins creed buenos aires, assassins creed vaquero, assassins creed astronaut, assassins creed mummies, and many more

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LEGITIMATELY if one of those ads with the guys going through the gates actually got to the fucking end I'd download the game

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Sucking a water out of the standpipe

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she said she wanna fly south for the winter!

i might just go down south for some dinner!

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my buddy dripnutt just told me i look like a would be a silver and black alpha wolf if we were animals in love

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