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why are bathroom sinks designed like that. infuriating

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this is from a couple weeks ago but i am proud of how this drawing of gem’s base came out so it can go here too

#OH THE LIGHTING #The effect around the anglerfish light!!!!! obsessed!!! #hermitcraft #art goals

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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

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me writing the worst paragraph of my life knowing that a sexier, more hydrated version of me will fix it later

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is it even ethical to flavor blast a goldfish

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hey has tumblr.com as in like the actual website itself been running like dogshit lately. load times have been atrocious. stuff just isn't working. etc.

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i just found out tumblr was storing over three GIGABYTES of cookies on my device without me knowing and that's why it's been running so fucking slow recently... incredible. anyways everyone go clear your fucking cookies. don't let this website run a goddamn video game's worth of disc space in the background for no good reason.

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Top scientists at MIT have announced a mushroom that hates

#wtnv

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really? another album? didn't she just make one??

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Music fans reblog this with an album you consider “your” album… one that is part of your personality, one that means a lot to you, or just one you really like… Mine is The Perfect Shade of Green by Skittish :>

#phantoms by marianas trench

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why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large

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It’s rotten work but only if it’s you. When I do it for other people it’s fine, enjoyable even.

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#glitch talks #drawfee

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Happy 3 years to 3rd life smp!

#art goals #life series

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i think one of the appeals of tango to me is, not to reveal the fact i used to spend a lot of time on tvtropes as a teenager, that he's very much to me the bunny-ears lawyer. which, for the record, is a trope where a character has some obvious quirk or thing that would normally make them not fit for a job, they're just otherwise so ABSURDLY COMPETENT that you keep them on anyway. for example: a lawyer who always wears pink bunny ears to court, but also always manages to win cases despite this obvious quirk.

anyway that is tango to me. he is a cartoon character and an absurd guy who makes, uh, lets call it questionably yonic corners. however he is so absurdly competent at his redstoning and contraptions that it outweighs any downside the ridiculousness would entail. sure, if you have tango help you on your project he's going to die repeatedly with comedic pianos falling on his head and exploding totems or whatever, and make cartoon noises the whole time. he'll just ALSO be able to set up that dynamic chunk loading for you so really, you have no choice here,

#you are making total sense #also I’m so glad I’m not the only freak who saw the corner and went ‘tango………’ #hermitcraft