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I'm gonna need to remember this prompt for when I'm having a bad day

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Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

#im just gonna #sit down right here #with the onion cutting ninjas #thanks

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crash

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ok are u all ready

cut 6 perfect squares out of fabric(s) of ur choice, mine are 3x3 inches but urs can be bigger or smaller. make them all different colors if u want! go hogwild w this

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Hey Hey! It's Still Black History Month & I still need help with food, transportation, just... living in general. To the yt ppl, y'all know what's up 😌 Boost and 👇🏾

Thank you!! 💫💫💫💫

Paypal

Venmo - Lalin97

C-app

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you KICK blorbo? you kick blorbo like the plinko? oh! oh! eeby deeby for glup shitto! eeby deeby for glup shitto for one thousand years!

#why do i understand this #tumblr what have u DONE TO ME?????

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Made a little lad! I designed the pattern myself :]

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TUMBLR STOP UPDATING I HATE HOW IT LOOKS

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hello everyone. very unfortunately, and unexpectedly, my mom passed away from covid on december 20th. because of this, my younger brother and myself are currently having to depend on other relatives that we aren’t all that close to and that don’t always necessarily have our best interest, for food, shelter, etc.

me, my brother and my mother had been living in an apartment in arizona, but for whatever reason, i guess since i am under the age of 21, after my mom passed at the hospital, the county told me that if we did not go to stay with family, that my younger brother would be placed in foster care. either way, we didn’t want to stay in the apartment that we had so many memories with our mother in and then had to resuscitate her at until paramedics arrived, so we left the apartment to stay with one of my uncles ex wife’s in las vegas, which i now regret because i am receiving no help from family with arranging my mother’s funeral or getting the things i need such as clothing. my “aunt” has gotten us food stamps which i appreciate, but they are on her terms, meaning she is keeping the food stamp card because she thinks we will misuse the food money??

anyway, i have two weeks to get back to arizona so that i can clear our things out of the apartment, throw things out and/ or place them in storage before the landlord removes our things herself and i will have to get them through the court system which would be a great inconvenience at this time as i am busy dealing with trying to bury my mother. my family here in nevada knows this and has not offered to help get me back there to handle this.

i have no money of my own and have not yet began working because i am dealing with my mother’s arrangements and also looking after my brother. if anyone out of the kindness of their heart would be willing to help my brother and i out even a little during this time, it would be so greatly appreciated!!

cashapp: azucarfaerie

paypal: bbymoonflwr333

thank you so much🤍

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amongi

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Not dnd related but!!!

BIGASS TRILOBITE!

WITH PATTERN!!

You can machine or hand sew him, and he can be any size!

I made mine out of a fleece blanket but anything at least a little stretchy works.

Let me know if you make a Gerald!

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#THEYRE JUST #BLOBS

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shout out to every kind of curry dish ..... indian curry....thai curry.......japanese curry ... the kind with coconut milk and the kind without.......from the light yellow curry to the bodacious red to the rich brown ....... to the ones more soup like and the ones more gravy like.... to the ones with potatoes and to the ones with chickpeas.........this post is for you

#curry my love <3 #every single dish called curry or it's regional version is always #aallllwwaaaayyysss so so so flavorful and delicious and just #man i have feelings abt curry #from gule to kare to everything and i mean everything #i think this is an appropriate time to bring up indomie's chicken kare flavor is #top tier

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“A More Ancient Spring” | Dinosauria Series | Animated Short Film (2021)

#OH MY GOD YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAB #DAVID'S DINOSAURIA SERIES !!!!!!! #AAAAAAAAAAAA #ITS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL SERIES #EVERYTHING'S JUST #chefs kiss #THE CINEMATOGRAPHY #THE SHEER EFFORT THAT GOES INTO 1 (ONE) FILM #THE RESEARCH????? #HE ALSO MAKES BEHIND THE SCENES FOR ALL OF THE MOVIES IN THIS SERIES PLS YALL SHOULD GO CHECK HIM OUT #please please PLEAAASSEEE go check him out #his paleoart is just #arggghhhh im at loss for words

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to everyone else in school right now: 

please use sparknotes. please use khan academy. please listen to school house rock songs and watch the history of the entire world i guess and tim and moby and bill nye. any documentary you watch in class can be found somewhere online with a quick google. get your books from project gutenberg and z-lib. download textbooks off the internet whenever you can find them. use desmos for a free online graphing calculator. if you’re learning something and you don’t get it look up the wikipedia page on it and put it into simple english to get the gist, then put it back into regular english to get the full story. cheat if you have to. school sucks so bad rn and if you’re like me and you get all your materials secondhand or from the lost and found, online resources are really useful rn; all of the above have helped me pass a class in some way, and i hope they can help you too.

stay inside and stay safe. best of luck to all the students out there. 

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#nom #im so done with you