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So I just made a joke that "more women should poison their husbands" to my cool boss and then immediately found out that he got divorced because he was poisoned by his ex-wife

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Everytime a person on here makes a text post in all caps I'm tempted to sneak behind them and gently place a rag soaked with chlorophyll over their mouth and nose and leave them in an unknown alley and let the rats have them

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those 2 seconds felt like 2 hours

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fun Hecate fact, in addition to all the magic and darkness stuff shes also the goddess of drugs and herbs, combined with her 3 bodies, she can be your 3 weed smoking gfs

What I'm hearing is she has the ancient magical estrogen of the night

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well that was fucking stupid

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TIL the reason this inconsistently shows up in notes for the same post is bc if you look at the notes from a reblog, replies from ppl blocked by the reblogger don’t show up but if you look at it from someone else like OP they do show up

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Do you know this queer character?

Castiel is Queer and Agender or Genderfluid, and uses varying pronouns based on presentation!

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Tumblr Top Ships Bracket - FINALS

This poll is a celebration of fandom and fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.

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My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

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you ever have just like, a really bad idea

anyways if you like bad things here’s a postcard

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mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

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sound off everyone what’s the worst texture. just in anything. for me it’s ground beef not even a question

#have yall ever touched those pictures that change depending on angle? and the scratched it and it makes a zipper like sound? #yeah #that

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