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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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my jaya vampire x werewolf au ... hope you enjoy it as much as i do!!! ill be adding more to the universe (and maybe the other ninjas too hehehauhe)

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patrick is SO gay for art… like he wanted his attention so bad 😭😭

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percy is an incredibly skilled sword fighter. and it's safe to say that he doesn't just train with riptide. because only training with his god-given weapon would be incredibly irresponsible (and annabeth would never let him develop that crutch). so i have to assume he proficient enough to hold his own with any elongated tool he can get his hands on. and it has to come in handy in the funniest way. like imagine percy and annabeth playing tag. and he just grabs the nearest paper towel roll and 🤺🤺 her hands to she can't lay a finger on him.

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Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀

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i think i speak for most of us when i say i've accepted i'm just going to be using tumblr until it either shuts down or i die

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reblog if you enjoy napping, being cozy, being conked out, snoozing, wrapping up in blankets, sipping a hot drink, catching some z's, hugging a plushie, or otherwise relaxing and resting

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pov: albus and scorpius get a flat together in muggle London. albus introduces him to muggle technology. he brings home a pair of bluetooth headphones so scorpius can listen to music and audiobooks. (scorpius is distraught that this is the first time he’s heard of such a wonderful device.) he also puts them on noise-cancelling mode when places get too loud/overwhelming. needless to say, he takes them everywhere. albus finds this ridiculously adorable and snaps a polaroid one day as scorpius is puttering around, vacuuming the flat and listening to an audiobook

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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

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hear me out

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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

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tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty