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tubbo is badboyhalo fan #1 btw (he's quickly reciting the lyrics to muffin and he can't stop)

#goopert talks qsmp #qsmp #liveblogging #qsmp badboyhalo #qsmp tubbo

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"bad's happiness cookie".....

whatever u do don't think about bad getting flowers from people during the first egg disappearance until he's happy </3 chayanne if u make this a habit i'll start crying everyday

#people for vagueness baghera and bagi and absolutely no one else at all if i weren't vague #yeah i think he got flowers from baghera and bagi i forgor. they were both his coping besties at the time #goopert talks qsmp #qsmp #liveblogging #qsmp badboyhalo

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bbh upon losing his home on the chadsmp due to worthless property value (built a dirt house with a sand door and went in a hole) (it's 5am for him)

#goopert talks streamers #badboyhalo #liveblogging

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of COURSE bbh is awake at 5am his time. on the chadsmp with skeppy. he doesn't know what sleeping is.

#girl it's 2am for me im sleeping soon you can't do this to me i can't miss out on skephalo #it's not a character choice he's just like this #goopert talks streamers #badboyhalo

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pov: you are coming out to fitmc (he is homophobic)

#qsmp #teehee

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Phil: [Looking at some red vines covering a wall] Has this always been here, by the way? This stuff?

Bad: Yeah.

Phil: Yeah?

Bad: It was here the other day.

Phil: Ok, ok...

Bad: Looks kinda nice, doesn't it? Like... could you imagine if this whole wall was covered in it?

Phil: [Stares knowingly at him]

Bad: Wouldn't that look awesome?

Phil: [Trying not to laugh] Shut up– shhh. Shut.

Bad: [Mischievous laugh] Yeah! You like the–

Phil: Shut your mouth, oh my god– Right, I'm gonna- I'll be back in a bit, alright?

Bad: You love the idea!

Phil: NO— [Warps away, then cracks up laughing, hitting his desk] God damn it.

#i miss u everyday egglore #qsmp badboyhalo #qsmp philza

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on today of the qsmp, bbh has told the council penguins to 1. GET A JOB *pummmm* and 2. GET A HOBBY *pummmmmm*

#someone cue the “GET A JOB KISS A GIRL DO SOMETHING” video #goopert talks qsmp #qsmp #liveblogging #qsmp badboyhalo

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ok it looks fun i do it :3

Tag game! Thank you for the tag @localcanadiancryptid22, I hope it's okay I restarted the thread, it was really long!

Do this quiz, and this picrew, and tag people if you want! Open to everyone, though! (Also, this is arguably THE coolest picrew I have EVER SEEN and it is CRIMINAL that I haven't seen it before.)

Tagging! @brokendoor16 @asteriskoops @axemanliar-blog @lvndrlondonfog @verysexyseagull @rainecantswim @honeysucklethornsandalligtrhorns @hisshiss-bitch @the-stars-are-ineffable

#tag game #long thread #idk who to tag skull emoji let this be an open to letter to any of my followers if they would like to have fun #thank u for tagging btw i had fun making a little guy :)

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there is not one universe bbh has been in where he does not face the dilemma of a toxic relationship it's not even funny anymore he NEEDS to have unhealthy relationships in SOME way skull emoji

#he will take crumbs from glados and wheatley girl you deserve better #“what about hollow knight” the one where he's constantly seeking a queen but they're all dead or soon die??? and the daddy issues??? #goopert talks streamers #badboyhalo #liveblogging

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urm hey guys

remember this?

same block right?

#JAW AGAPE. ERRRRRRM. WHAT'S THAT DOING THERE #qsmp

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Sorry not sorry nacho is ABSOLUTELY badboyhalo offspring, thats a cucuhalo lovechild and cucurucho moved out because he didnt wanna tell bad he was pregnant, thats my cannon now

#yes and the baby golden cucurucho fits into this timeline somehow but my brain isn't working so just come up with a wild scenario #qsmp cucurucho #qsmp badboyhalo

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HRRGGHH MY BRAIN why would the kids eat berries they don't know (ok it was probably richas' idea and enough siblings "yes, and"-ed him to convince the others) why did some of them have berries nearby but others didn't (someone will probably investigate and we'll see berries that were offscreen) why was bobinho implying before they were killed that hydeboyhalo (filler name because i don't want to speak definitively because we dunnooo :3) ghost berried the eggs like he ghost berried the bunnies and now we see for sure it was ghost berries that knocked the eggs out. im gnashing my teeth, im in a looney tunes tasmanian devil stance. oh yeah and nacho's here too we're cool. cucurucho should seek our bbh as a co-parent i heard he's good at that or something (im trying to get the on & off again partners in a committed situation)

#ok but like cucuhalo parents needs to happen right. right exactly #qsmp lore streams are bread with no butter and we need to churn the milk ourselves #but it's ok because my streamer bbh says one answer should make five questions and i believe him even if it PAINS ME to have less answers #goopert talks qsmp #qsmp

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if sir reaper turns out to be some version of bbh him tasking qfoolish to research and build the elements of friendship from my little pony would suddenly make so much more sense

#*slow turns to face an image of the rainbow dash poster cc!bbh at least USED to have in his room* it all makes sense now #qsmp badboyhalo #qsmp foolish

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Oh my god I'm so stupid. So backing up the theory that purgatory BBH is the one possessing q!BBH, I am very certain that this is the case now because remember when the lights were fading in and out, and it was becoming dark? Where else do we see that effect?

That's right, in a confrontation with a warden. And wardens come from the Deep Dark (ancient cities from my understanding)

And where did we last see purgatory BBH? In a region of the nether with clear ties to the ancient cities! IT'S ALL CONNECTED!!

Also, about the soulsand, I know q!bad has been associated with souls and soul sand already, but purgatory BBH was literally in the soulsand valley (correct me if I'm wrong). However that soulsand is clearly connected to Mr. Reaper, right?

So all of this is just more evidence that Mr. Reaper = Purgatory BBH (as a fractured soul/ghost) = possessing current q!bbh

#YES!!!! u get it!!!! WE ARE SHARING BRAIN SPACE!!!!! #qsmp badboyhalo

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ok speedrunning my theories in general with what's been happening with q!bad since he revived and got mixed up with sir reaper with little explanation or else i'd go on for too long

-sir reaper could be purgatory bbh

-purgatory bbh might not have fully made it back to the body post-purgatory like we thought, and sir reaper is the purgatory remnants of the dead badboyhalo, purgatory bbh is not supposed to be alive because his host body is dead, however, he is in the form of sir reaper

-i equate q!bbh not remembering killing the bunnies to how he was before he died, when he had radiation concussion brain. obviously not the same thing, but ur in ur new life and already having lapses in memory like ur last life???

-someone said sir reaper taking control of q!bbh and making him kill the bunnies, love it, i like that, now combine that with everything else i just said and that's my theory

#YES!!!!! Nodders PRECISELY!!!! #qsmp badboyhalo

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ok speedrunning my theories in general with what's been happening with q!bad since he revived and got mixed up with sir reaper with little explanation or else i'd go on for too long

-sir reaper could be purgatory bbh

-purgatory bbh might not have fully made it back to the body post-purgatory like we thought, and sir reaper is the purgatory remnants of the dead badboyhalo, purgatory bbh is not supposed to be alive because his host body is dead, however, he is in the form of sir reaper

-i equate q!bbh not remembering killing the bunnies to how he was before he died, when he had radiation concussion brain. obviously not the same thing, but ur in ur new life and already having lapses in memory like ur last life???

-someone said sir reaper taking control of q!bbh and making him kill the bunnies, love it, i like that, now combine that with everything else i just said and that's my theory

#goopert talks qsmp #qsmp #qsmp badboyhalo #qsmp theory

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LISTEN. I’ve never been so glad for an npc death im sorry. I despise bobinho and this was SOOOO incredibly fitting too

I’ve never forgiven that sick rabbit for this

Q!BAD WAS DEAD AND THEY WORE HIS HEAD AND TRAUMATIZED HIS GRIEVING FRIEND & BABY NIECE. A CHILD!!! one of the cruelest things I’ve seen done on qsmp

now the one who killed him is the same revived person he wore the head of back then I have to laugh PFFF 🤭🤭 L + ratio

that’s what I call poetry

#AND STAY DEAD!!! *epic basketball slam dunk* #qsmp badboyhalo