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When you ask your dad to pick you up after your fashion club meeting.

this just looks way to easy for Jinyoung 😄

#keith takes parenting seriously #giddy-up daddy #i didnt mean that in a perverse way ya demons #keith #sydney

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Something for the family album

they’re barely doing anything and i’m–

#so domestic #looks like the opening credits of a family sitcom #there is love in this house!

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Keith got rid of his Murder She Wrote DVD box set because his sons introduced him to streaming services. Netflix no longer streams MSW and Keith has to wait a whole 3 days for a new box set. This is a travesty!

#poor keith #no he wont illegally stream! #jb fletcher would be appauled #drowning his sorrows #he deserves a cheese platter #keith #got7 suburban blog

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KEITH GOT LEFT AT THE AIRPORT AND HE FUNDED THIS ENTIRE DAMNED FAMILY VACATION!

#i came back for the memes #where are the memes #yall dont let me down #got7 #got7 suburban blog #keith #park jinyoung #sometimes it be your own people

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Why don't you post again if you want to? We've missed you and the family! Just do it if it seems fun!

Thank you! I miss all of you cinnamon buns as well. Happy 2019 and I hope you’re doing well. Sometimes I get a notion to continue, but then it fizzles out. Esther and the fam may just pop up again in the future.

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This is Esther’s era and I won’t be convinced otherwise.

🐶💗💗💗💗💗💗

#i'll go slink back into the depths #trying not to revive this damn blog #look at this beauty! #so many looks! #istg this era is a gift that keeps on giving #it's so extra already and i don't know shit about it #but i'm ready

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after watching hard carry and seeing a lot of awesome Got7 posts, i am always tempted to slap a caption on it and reblog it on gotproudparents.

anyway...hi, y’all!

#musings #lowkey miss this blog

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Now It’s Time to Say Good-bye

Thank you for making @gotproudparents so fun! Thank you for your interaction, positive vibes, and for getting my silly sense of humor. I still enjoy Got7 and a few other kpop groups, but I’m losing my interest these days. I am so happy to end this on a positive note, with much gratitude to the new friends I’ve made. I’ll still be lurking around Tumblr on my main blog @deaddowntothebed (nothing exciting goes on there) so feel free to reach out to me if you’d like!

So, let’s wrap this up. How does the family end up? What lies in store for Esther, Keith, and their five fame bound sons? Here goes...

Esther continued to live fabulously as the royal icon that she is. She holds second seat chairwoman of the country club, which gives her the power, that she so deserves, to banish Tish, Trish, and a few other harpies that needed to get the boot years ago! #TRIUMPHANT QUEEN! Also, she finally got her cats after Preston left for college--5 cats to be specific.

Keith retired early because all he really wanted to do was go on island cruises with Esther, enjoy artisan cheeses, and get the damn peace and quiet he so dearly deserved! Once Sydney and Quincy finally moved out, it was way too quiet for him. Even though it was slightly heartbreaking, he was reminded of all the possibilities he had being in a house alone, uninterrupted, with Queen Honey Thighs!

Phillip’s star to celebrity shot up high! He’s been in several Broadway shows and has done a few big screen adaptations of major plays. He lives abroad with his family of three, none of which turned out to be the offspring of snakes or trollops, which made Esther so very happy!

Beau reached the spot of top male international model. His face and body has graced the cover of countless magazines--including Better Homes and Gardens (no one knows why or how!). His cutie searched finally came to an end when he fell for a supreme cutie while in Milan. They now have two sons, a daughter, and three horses.

Did Preston ever succeed in world domination? Not exactly, but he does own his own software company and has created several apps that are utilized worldwide. Preston was featured in Forbes 500 and is one of the world’s top business moguls. He still doesn’t subscribe to the concept of marriage, but Gina has been his partner for years and they are quite happy together with their menagerie of dogs.

Sydney said he would be a fashion mogul, so he became a fashion mogul! His fashions are unprecedented and celebrities clamor to get an original Sydney design. Our boy Sydney is known worldwide for his unique and brilliant pieces. He’s living his dream life of international jet-setter and rubbing elbows with top musicians, actors, and models.  He didn’t give up on his rap star wish...it just didn’t pan out like he wanted it to.

Quincy married his high school sweetheart, Lauryn, and together they own several international dance schools. They both teach dance and choreograph routines for some very famous artists. He never got over his sweet tooth and enjoys his chocolate treats as much as he ever did, but now it’s in moderation and the only person stealing his triple fudge brownies is Lauryn--and he never complains.

                                    That’s it, that’s all! I love you, fam!

#gotproudparents #the end #got7 #got7 suburban blog #thank you

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Hmmm...Phillip’s not sure, but he’s seeing some snakelike qualities in Gabby that he’s never noticed before. Since when did Esther’s plans for any top secret, upcoming soirees become so important?

cr. madforyou93

#get out phillip! #esther told you gabby was a devil spawn! #scandal! #run and tell your mama!!! #phillip #got7 #got7 suburban blog

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Beau do you like cuties younger or older than you?

I’m a cutie connoisseur of all legal ages. They have to be old enough to get into a club and not so much older as to have Chris Hansen knocking at their door.

#ask a family member #beau loves those cuties #the cutie whisperer #equal opportunity cutie magnet #beau #got7 #got7 suburban blog

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When Quincy wants something from their mom, he tasks his older brothers to ask for him instead. Hey, they can all benefit from getting pizza, wings, and ice cream right?

passing on the responsibility like

bonus: jaebeom won’t play along

#no one can sweet talk like beau #keith is on your ruse boys #esther you spoil them so! #in the end they got what they wanted so... #got7 #got7 suburban blog

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Beau can spot a cutie from across a crowded room and ALWAYS shoots his shot.

jackson makes a strong case

#and he never misses #except for that one time but he couldn't tell that cutie was married! #the cutie whisperer #getting them digits #beau #got7 #got7 suburban blog

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Sure vacation was fun, but Preston is jetlagged and doesn’t feel like participating in family jazzercise this morning. However, Phillip’s being a good big bro and encourages his little brother because the family that jazzercises together can eventually go to Pinkberry together...or however the saying goes.

the ever-caring mark

#he also stayed up to an ungodly hour gaming last night #but the promise of that sweet froyo will revive him #beau really loves Tuesday night family jazzercise #getting jazzy with the fam #esther makes sure her family stays healthy #phillip #preston #got7 #got7 suburban blog

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The new school year is just around the corner and now Esther must strategize  with her sons (as well as Keith, who will bankroll the operation) on how they can best stunt on their classmates for the next semester.

GOT7 x Emmary

#only the best for her sons #best dressed every year! #top of the line school supplies #let's get you a gucci pencil case #stunting is a habit #esther #got7 #got7 suburban blog

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Keith is checking out Esther’s apricot as she peruses the blueberries at the farmers market.

best in the world

#get your woman keith! #he's gonna squeeze it to make sure it's ripe #juicy fruit #keith control yourself! #frisky at the farmers market #eyes on you #keith #got7 #got7 suburban blog

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When your mom has “already told you...” several times and is one second from boxing your ears but your dad swoops in like a saint and saves you from certain doom.

jinyoung making sure jb doesn’t kill their brats is my fav concept

#thank you got7-markjinson #keith is the real mvp #the only one who can tame a wild esther #calm down honey #keith #esther #got7 #got7 suburban blog

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Have you seen Keith’s son, Beau? He’s about this tall, wears a cap, probably has his shirt off?

ok jinyoung nobody asked !

#beau got lost at the jamba juice again #quincy's really worried too #dont panic beau is just flirting with some cuties in the parking lot #put a leash on him! #keith #quincy #got7 #got7 suburban blog