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Get in loser, we’re going to the farmers’ market

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HEARTBREAKING: coworker you had normal casual conversations with reveals their rancid political views one day and you can never look at them the same

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is that a compass in your pocket or does your peenus always point to true north

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in another life, I would have loved nothing more than to kill people with hammers with you

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“you’re 21 you should be at the club” i should be sprinting downwind on all fours in the mist covered wetlands of Oregon but we all can’t have what we want now can we

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I don’t think dandelions are weeds. I think dandelions are free flowers that four year olds can pick for their mommies

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you actually do need one thousand different graphic tshirts to survive and dont listen to anyone who tells you different

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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

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Charlie: my kink is when people actually care about my feelings and what I have to say.

Angel: too unrealistic. Just settle for bondage like the rest of us.

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My greenest flag is being loyal before the relationship even starts

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“Hey, I found your blog on Tumblr-”

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I love expensive things like: time, loyalty, and love.

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REBLOG if you are old enough to remember what a VCR is.

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sex is cool but have you ever had someone give you so much emotional safety that you were able to break down & process trauma right in front of them without fear of being judged or ridiculed?

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the urge to deactivate everything

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I'm actually comfortable in this pit you put me in. I like it in here and I will resist any attempt made to rescue me. I'm happy with the scraps you feed me and I don't mind how sick I'm getting.