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we're running out of time to fuck it we ball....

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the wizard and his brother

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i do this to u

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cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them

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i was so good at this water sort mobile game and i’m stuck on level like 348 and i’m convinced this one is impossible. i was stuck on it for weeks like a year ago and then quit and came back to it recently with a new hunger and vengeance and it’s kicking my ass i swear

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She let me hit. Her reasons are still shrouded in chaos!

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batman villains are funny bc they all end up in arkham over and over so its just like

killer croc, painting a beautiful and sensitive portrait representing his inner turmoil: i had no idea (insert plant) was an invasive species in gotham

poison ivy, painting a photorealistic fern: they are! they’re so widespread that its almost impossible to contain, and it really hurts my heart

joker trying so fucking hard not to call them homophobic slurs because the therapist told him he’d get extra joker mush if he behaved for once in his fucking life:

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I laugh every single time

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I lost it at “2 bread”

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lol

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deepleffen's tweets have done irreparable damage to my vocabulary, but this one is engraved especially deep in my brain

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Uni is cute when he is mad! :3

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i love pacing so much. got too excited about stories i gotta go have a little brisk walk about it

#ME

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The hell of being too cold to do chores but not wanting 2 turn up the heat too much bc of bills 😩

#it fine it fine i shall manage #clownthoughts.exe