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the most overlooked aspect of this show is that god is a preteen girl

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Klaus: If Ben was still here, he’d agree with me!

Ben: *looks at the camera like he’s on the office*

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He’s trying his best!

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god bless everyone involved in this

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“Years ago a friend of mine had a dream about a strange invention; a staircase you could descend deep underground, in which you heard recordings of all the things anyone had ever said about you, both good and bad. The catch was, you had to pass through all the worst things people had said before you could get to the highest compliments at the very bottom. There is no way I would ever make it more than two and a half steps down such a staircase, but I understand its terrible logic: if we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known.”

— I Know What You Think of Me, Tim Kreider for the New York Times

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Animal snaps

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sometimes a family is a single mother, a #woke lesbian, a dumb teenage boy, a gorgeous 25 year old dancer, a rich canadian, and a sad jewish doctor

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The one thing you had going for you is that you’re all woke and shit. Kind of counters the whole lame virgin thing.

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00.04

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if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

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y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

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this is literally the best video on the internet

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SPOTLIGHT: Titus Kaphar

For his exhibition at Jack Shainman Gallery, Titus Kaphar presents a painting show titled “Drawing the Blinds,” along with an extension of his 2011 Jerome Project titled “Asphalt and Chalk.” The former maintain’s Kaphar’s practice of bringing history into the present, and traditional artwork into the contemporary conversation.

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