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grasslandgirl · 17 hours
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fucking sucks ass that detective is a subtype of cop or always some type of law enforcement. a detective should be someone who is a master of disguise, a weirdo, socially maligned, and hated by the police. he should solve the cases using his ultra specific knowledge about geography, linguistics, human biology, and cigar ashes
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grasslandgirl · 17 hours
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Hey, Kick-in-the-teeth Claptrap, you know who was also a halfling rogue, with a perfectly normal family made up entirely of Mumple people????
Penny freaking Luckstone, of The Seven Maidens.
And she had the Society of Shadows beating down her door for an internship after graduation. So that fully sounds like a skill issue for you bitch.
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grasslandgirl · 1 day
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hell is going to dinner w your family at a nice restaurant and being served by a guy you knew in high school. and your mom thinks he’s flirting with you and will not let it die.
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grasslandgirl · 2 days
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grasslandgirl · 2 days
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the intrepid heroes reached new levels of Accurate Teenage Friendship tonight
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grasslandgirl · 2 days
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[frostkettle] sorrow & rage
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grasslandgirl · 2 days
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every day I wake up, be bisexual, be horny, be sleepy, stay up late, go back to sleep
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grasslandgirl · 2 days
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something something when you choose rage over death and then immediately find out the person you have tremendous fondness for made the opposite choice. something something i think some of the wounds on lucy's body happened post-mortem
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grasslandgirl · 2 days
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kipperlilly being so jealous of riz for his traumatic backstory and claiming it gives him an unfair advantage when in reality riz's entire arc this season has been about how he has to be 10 times better than everyone else if he even wants a chance to go to college because he is so poor. doesn't matter that he already saved the world multiple times. lol.
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grasslandgirl · 2 days
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yolanda badgood and lucy frostblade being cursed to wander a hell like afterlife because they refused to abandon their gods..... kristen saving them by refusing to abandon hers..... oh i love them all so much......
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grasslandgirl · 2 days
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if yr doing a final girl in yr horror movie YOU NEED TO KILL HER BOYFRIEND that's the absolute rule
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grasslandgirl · 2 days
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"why can you not burn?"
"because. my girlfriend is a phoenix. and sexually it would be a complication."
OH EMILY AXFORD THE WOMAN THAT YOU ARE MY LIGHT MY LOVE <3
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grasslandgirl · 2 days
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LIAR. FRUMPY. WRONG.
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grasslandgirl · 2 days
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oh this adaine Sandra Lynn conversation is soooooo crazy I'm so emotional..... I don't really know how to be a kid I'm not very good at it..... talking about fig..... the best thing is be someone your kid needed....... hell is fine I didn't know if you meant something other than hell........... do you want more sprinkles......... I've been so busy I didn't want to seem ungrateful for you taking me in......... I know I can be competent because I know you guys are going to be there if I need you to be.......... I already know how periods works so I run away............ weeps and wails for one million years
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grasslandgirl · 2 days
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AYDA MENTION !!!!!!!!!!!!! WIN FOR AYDA FANS EVERYONE SHE WAS MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE GAVE ADAINE A GEOCACHE OF SOMETHING (MONEY? GEMS? WIZARD SPELLS/COMPONENTS?) FROM THE PAST I LOVE HER ONE MILLION PERCENT THEY ARE BEST FRIENDS WAHOOO!!!!!! ADAINE AND FIG BEST FRIEND ROAD TRIP TO GET THE GEOCACHE FROM AYDA... WAAUHGGH
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grasslandgirl · 2 days
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and then Fabian going to Gertie to solve their feud- SPECIFICIALLY FOR KRISTEN- and telling Gertie that she [kristen] likes tea and tye-die and that she's been spitballing pick up lines for Gertie in the bad kids group chat........ ohhhhmygod he loves his friends so much guys. please help me
"I honestly think that Kristen has so many ideas, she's constantly thinking of new things we could be doing in a really cool way, and I just think that sometimes the execution of those ideas can, I think, feel silly, but the place is so grounded and real." SOBS AND CRIES FOR ONE MILLION YEARS <3333 FABIAN AND KRISTEN <333 HE KNOWS AND LOVES HER SO MUCH THEYRE BEST FRIENDS <3333
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grasslandgirl · 2 days
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"I honestly think that Kristen has so many ideas, she's constantly thinking of new things we could be doing in a really cool way, and I just think that sometimes the execution of those ideas can, I think, feel silly, but the place is so grounded and real." SOBS AND CRIES FOR ONE MILLION YEARS <3333 FABIAN AND KRISTEN <333 HE KNOWS AND LOVES HER SO MUCH THEYRE BEST FRIENDS <3333
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