As a lesbian, it’s happened twice already that one “guy” stands out to me and I think “huh maybe they’re kinda cute and interesting, I wanna get to know them” and then I get to know them better and it’s a closeted trans girl who I somehow sniffed with my little nonbinary lesbian nose
Cooking is "heehee yea i just kinda threw some things together in a pan and it came out really tasty :3"
Baking is oh fuck where did I put the vanilla HEY DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHERE THE VANILLA IS "it's in the pantry" YEAH I LOOKED ALREADY oh wait fuck there it is IT WAS ON THE FRIDGE GUYSS ohhhh shit the frosting is melting I made it too runny oh shit oh fuck I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME TO FINISH THESE GODDAMN CUPCAKES I'M GONNA BE LATE WHY DID I WAIT SO LONG if one more person stands within 15 feet of me I'm going to scream and cry. Okok maybe I can salvage this if I just. Scrape this off. And try again. And keep adding shit. God please work please work please work yes yes wait now it's too STIFF-- oh God the cupcake batter overflowed in the oven I hope I can cover up the mess with the frosting. No one has to know. My hand is cramping my feet are aching I've been here for 3 hours someone put me out of my misery. This is why I failed chemistry. Fucking hell no wonder I dropped out. This sucks I suck jesus christ WHERE'S THE FUCKING FOOD COLORING THIS HOUSE IS A WRECK-- [10 minutes later] yippee the cupcakes are done!!!! So cute!!!! They look like little cats!!!!! [I used 80 dishes to make this and I'm too tired to wash any of them] [I need to sit the fuck down] [I love baking]
sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me