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kidnapper: we have your daughter

negan: no, i don't even have a daughter

kidnapper: what? but it says ‘daddy’ here under your name-

negan:

negan: YOU KIDNAPPED MY GIRLFRIEND, YOU BASTARD

negan: WELCOME TO YOUR FUCKING FUNERAL

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glenn, in a jail cell: i've been in here so long I think I’ve lost my mind

glenn: the days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months

glenn: how long have I been in here now? almost a year?

rick: this is monopoly, glenn.

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will be taking this to the bedroom 

congrats on your milestone bitch <3 of course i'm gonna join in your ship game! can I get a pedro character please? i'm just about 5'12, male, gay as hell I could suck four dicks simultaneously. quite toned actually cause i enjoy working out and getting into shape :) i love outdoor activities and exploring is my shit so i'd totally love for my bf to be very adventurous (in both the streets and the sheets 😳). im a fucking sucker for being touched but id die the moment somebody even does as much as to look at me for 5 minutes long- some people say i'm attentive and /you've/ said that i'm giving, but i'm not sure if i really am that so i let you be the judge of it 👁👄👁 CONGRATS AGAIN BITCH YOU DESERVE IT <3

ur such a fucken weirdo greg 😭😭

I SHIP YOU WITH OBERYN MARTELL!

look, you and oberyn probably met each other in a whorehouse and you caught his eyes with the way you carried yourself around the establishment. with your carefree way of living, he can already see the appeal in you, and if you were to be a worker inside the house, he'd request for you immediately! (especially with your.. very amazing talent of taking 4 dicks all at once 😭) oberyn holds quite the appreciation for beautifully structured people as yourself, and if he were to even have a glimpse of your toned-body, he'd very much be set into taking you to warm his bed.

being outdoors and exploring is something you and oberyn can both enjoy in dorne! dorne has a lot of bright spots that oberyn would be more than glad to tour you around and have you see his most favotite places in his home. who are you to deny a prince to be your own personal guide?

although, if you're more independent, he would not hold you back if you want to go and visit other places as well as he believes you can do whatever you want, but if you were to suggest going to king's landing, he'd do everything in his power to convince you not to go.

oberyn can go toe-to-toe with you in terms of being adventurous in bed. hell, this dornish prince is the wildest you can get! oberyn will be willing to try out anything with you as long as both of you won't get lasting wounds/bruises/cuts from your little experiment. he doesn't want to hurt you, even accidentally.

die from mere eye-contact? well, prepare yourself then because you might not be able to survive oberyn at all 😭 this man has his hands on you 24/7, everyday, he can't take his attention off of you. how could he? you're his paramour, and you will get all the loving and appreciation you deserve. oberyn will worship you and he will treat you like no other. you don't expect to be attentive and giving and have oberyn not repay you twice as much. he will won't allow it!

Want a ship? send an ask! :)

Post / Rules.

#love yttri supremacy #i love this whore <3

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THATS MY BITTTTTCHHHHHH 🥵🥵💖 I LOVE YOUUU!! CONGRATS <3

1K? 👁👄👁

oh wow 🥺 i didn't even realize i'd get to a milestone like this? this just made me so happy 🥺🥺

LIKE HUH?? THERE'S 1K OF U? HERE?? FOLLOWING THIS ACCOUNT?? 😭😭 MY LOVES 😭💘💕 BRAIN GO BRRR

alright, for this little milestone, how about we do a ship game? :D both TWD CHARACTERS and PEDRO PASCAL CHARACTERS (bcs a bitch has been inlove lately 🥺). send in an ask with a description of yourself, specify where you want to get paired up with (Pedro Characters or TWD) and i'll try my best to pair you up with a character i resonate you with >:D

also this may be my redemption arc because uh.. ive been ghosting lately 👁👄👁

anw go wild 🥺👍

#1K sexy number please fucking peg me #im kidding #maybe not #haha #ily bitch

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Confession: There just isn’t much Dio fics out there and it’s upsetting. Please look at Goth Pedro. LOOK. NOW. 🔪🔪🔪🔪

Have your own confession? Read the rules then submit it here!

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PART TWO / NARCOS INFORMATION FROM “Narcos: The Art and Making of the Show” BY JEFF BOND

Here are the character profiles of Javier Peña and Steve Murphy (and Connie Murphy, too).

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Confession: I feel there’s a severe lack of Pedro characters x male reader content. There’s gotta be more gay Pedro fans out there than are being represented in the fandoms he’s in

Have your own confession? Read the rules then submit it here!

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y/n: [knees rick on the ribs while sleeping]

rick: fuck! y/n, you kneed me!

y/n, sleepily: yeah, rick i need you

rick:

rick: [voice cracking] ok that's unfair.

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thoughts on the recent twd spoilers? the new character and everything?

honestly?? bestie im unsure myself 👁👄👁 ion know what to feel abt it..

all i know is that the twd writers simply woke up and decided they want to choose ✨violence✨

truthfully, i never expected it to turn out this route? like.. nobody gave us a crumb of indication that shit like this was going awn? like.. idk bestie this twist seems messy.. and rushed lmao.

its definitely the ooc-ness of daryl that caught me off guard though.. didn't expect him to choose just like that uh yeah i think i might temporarily disconnect from the show for some time and focus on fanfiction more- because pretending the canon doesn't exist sounds the sexiest rn 😎✨

for now, i'll anticipate what's gonna come 🙏

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The Calm Before

Summary: (Set early season 4) Daryl and the Reader are on a hunt, tracking down food to bring back to the prison, when they find themselves caught in a raging storm.

A/N: So, here is the long awaited ‘Collective Author Oneshot’ round 2! (If you don’t know what that is, I started this series on my page where I get a bunch of author’s together and we all write a one-shot together!) It’s really fun to mesh together everyone’s different writing styles and see how the story unfolds.

The order in which we wrote was chosen by a random number generator. After all the participating author’s sent me their pieces, I edited them together – some stuff was changed or cut for continuity purposes/length. The only thing the author’s had to go off of was the summary – the story itself was up to us, also depending on how the person before who wrote previous left off! 

Each author will be tagged after their correlating piece, so be sure to give them all some love!

Thank you to everyone who participated and thanks for reading!

xx Jess

Masterlist

Tip Jar

Scarce.

That would probably be the word you’d use to describe your food situation — scarce, dry, and lacking.

Any houses or stores you came by had already been ransacked, leaving little to nothing to be found. Animals seemed to know to stay away from the prison that you and your family called home — which was why you were now further out in the woods with Daryl. You’d been out for hours now and the only sign that your hunting trip wasn’t a complete waste of time was the line of squirrels hanging off his belt.

“Psst!” you called out, catching Daryl’s attention as you gestured over to a rabbit a short distance in front of you.

His eyes narrowed in on the small animal and he quickly raised his loaded crossbow. He pulled the trigger and in an instant, the rabbit was killed — quick and painless. 

Daryl nodded at you before going over to collect his catch.

Keep reading

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daryl: i think i should kill of some characters in the book i'm writing.

rick: sure.

daryl: i think it'll add some spice to my autobiography.

rick: good lu-

rick: wait.

daryl: [raises crossbow at negan]

rick: daryl NO-

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judith: daryl, you’re bleeding! quick, what’s your blood type?

daryl: b positive

judith, panicking: I'M TRYING

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daryl: we need a distraction.

rick: is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

glenn, whispering: my time has come

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Confession: With all that I am right now, I sincerely, genuinely, and kindly wish Oberyn Martell to RAIL ME ON THE IRON THRONE till I either pass out or we get caught. Thank you very much.

Have your own confession? Read the rules then submit it here!

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Oberyn x Female Reader

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Imagine Prince Oberyn being fascinated by your beauty and making you feel the pleasure you deserve. 

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\ Request from anonymous /

I just discovered your blog and omg I can’t stop reading 😍 could you please write a (possibly smutty) female reader x Oberyn one shot where the reader is from the North and she and Oberyn meet and start flirting and then one thing leads to another…😏

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Horrible.

That is how you would describe your stay with the Lannister’s.

You were in Kings Landing as a favour to Lord Eddard Stark. He had asked for you to keep an eye on his daughters.

You were from a very prestigious northern house and the Stark’s had been friends with your family for years. You didn’t know why Ned wanted you to watch over them, but his letter seemed incredibly urgent.

You sat at a small table with the queen and children, a history book placed heavily in your hands.

“How are you enjoying yourself in the capital, Lady Y/N?” Cersei asked, a meaningless smile on her poisonous lips.

“The weather is much nicer than what I am used to, your grace.” You weren’t going to lie and say you were having a nice time but you mustn’t be rude.

“Yes, well…” She paused, her eyes left yours and switched to Jaime Lannister, who had entered the room with haste.

“Forgive me for the interruption sister, but Oberyn Martell has arrived.” He held a devious smirk that only caused suspicion to arise in your mind.

Following this…

You stood outside the red keep, a small concealed chair under an arch way had caught your attention.

The two stark girls were with the septa, so you had time alone - if alone meant in the company of a prince.

“We have not been introduced.” A foreign voice startled you. Your confused eyes shot over to the source, only to find the infamous Oberyn.

“No, but an introduction is required.” Your northern voice softly spoke as you rose from your chair. The Martell had a sexual grin resting naturally on his tanned lips.

“My name is Prince Oberyn.” His eyes tailed down your tight clothed body, your dress accented all your best features.

“I didn’t realise that ‘Prince’ was a name, not a title.” You bluntly stated.

You had become oblivious to status of nobility whilst being in the South. You cared for nothing but your fellow Northerners.

“You have a sharp tongue, not like many southern girls I’ve met.” He observed, earning a scoff from you.

“That would be correct as I am no southerner. Y/N of house [name], it is an honour to meet you Prince Oberyn.” A high interest sparked in him when he heard your heritage.

A tough and feisty house, yet ferociously loyal.

He hummed, taking your cold hand and giving it a light kiss, whilst staring at your stunning features. Your [length], silky hair framed your face; your sparkling eyes watched him in awe.

“If I may?” The Martell asked gesturing to your arm which, when you nodded, he linked with his and began walking towards a flower garden.

“You are very beautiful, Lady Y/N.” He complimented with a husky tone. For the first time since you were a child, a light blush flooded your cheeks.

“Your kind words pleasure me.” You thanked, your choice of vocabulary was normal for the north. However, Oberyn was captivated by it.

“Do you enjoy pleasure my lady?” He asked. It was a question that made you silently choke on your words.

“I- well, i-” You tried to respond but found yourself speechless as he abruptly stopped you from walking and lightly pushed you up against a wall nearby.

“How silly of me. Every woman enjoys pleasure; the feeling of someone inside of her. Do you know what that’s like?” He quizzed in a low tone that made you shiver from excitement.

His eyes were lustful, but nothing compared to yours. Your knees felt like they would buck… thankfully Oberyn had you tightly secured between him and the leafy wall.

“Why don’t you enlighten me?” Your own honey like voice startled you, as well Oberyn. He wasn’t expecting you to be so forward but he liked it.

You were hidden in the flowery maze and highly unlikely to be caught, however, you still had to be cautious.

“I would be honoured to lay with such a gorgeous person.” He placed his lips to yours, roughly groping you whilst caressing your material covered body. Your tongues battled, he tasted of wine and mint, a perfect combination for a prince.

The Martell began lifting your dress up, causing you to tug him closer. Your bare legs enticed his passion as he undone his belt, before he began removing your thin panties.

Oberyn’s accented voice whispered, “You are very special Y/N.” He rubbed your wetness over your folds, readying you for his length.

He lined his tip with your entrance before he slowly thrusted into you, stretching you as you moaned in delight.

The mix of pain and pleasure made you gasp, “My prince, you’re so big.” Your words cause the prince to almost come undone there and then.

He began slowly sliding in and out of you, lifting your legs and wrapping them around his waist for better access. His hands roughly pinned your wrists to the wall as he picked up his pace.

His harsh movements elicited a high pitched whimper from you. Oberyn groaned, satisfied with your sexy moans.

“Harder.” You ordered through laboured breaths.

He obeyed, forcing himself deeper into your tight hole. After 3 violent thrusts, you moaned loudly as his tip brushed your G-spot.

“Found it.” The prince cockily smirked and continued to work on your pleasure.

You could feel his dick throbbing inside of you, signalling he was about to cum but you were in ecstasy as your own orgasm coursed through your hot body.

However, the prince wasn’t about to stop. He had many types of pleasure in store for you.

His tongue being one of them.

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Sorry it took so long! Hope its okay Anon, Requests are open! : )

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Rebecca! Since you like candles, and you like the Pedro boys, I wonder if you have any thoughts on what kind of candle scent you would associate with each character 🤔 like either what you think they would like or what makes you think of them!

I love this ask! I do have a candle problem, so I have thoughts about this. Some are what I associate with them, and others are what I think they would smell like:

Javi: I think Javi smells like leather, tobacco, and a slightly musky cologne. I love the candle Mahogany Teakwood; it’s quite strong and instantly noticeable, and let’s be real, there’s no way Javi is around and I don’t notice. All my senses would be on edge. This candle is the perfect Javi: hot, strong, and makes me feel cozy and warm just smelling it. 

Marcus Pike: Marcus is hygge in human form, so for him, I associate a candle that smells like home, like the family he wants to give you, if you want it. My favorite candle to make home smell cozy is ‘Tis the Season, so now whenever i burn it, I will think of Marcus, and the future he would give me. 

Whiskey: I think Whiskey smells like laundry, due to him constantly jumping around with the whip and lasso and working up a sweat. He probably has to do a lot of laundry as a result, and my new favorite candle is called Lakeside Morning and it’s clean and fresh, like doing laundry outside next to a running creek, and the feeling of curling up in sheets right out of the dryer, and that is Whiskey to me: warm sheets and snuggling on the couch. Whiskey is secretly a snuggle bitch, I just know it. Lakeside Morning is Whiskey in candle form.

Din: I am trying to think of what steel smells like, as that is how I imagine Din smells. But in lieu of steel, I think Din would be like a simple smell, nothing too strong or flowery or complicated. Nothing like a good old fashioned vanilla candle, which is a sweet and deep scent, but not overwhelming. I think Din would enjoy be associated with a vanilla candle, and a cozy night in with you. 

Dave York: I’m a Sweater Weather basic bitch, and listen, did you see that house Dave York has? It smells like autumn looks, I just know it, so I’m going to say Assassin Daddy is Sweater Weather, a Vermont weekend in a little boutique inn, where you go for long walks along fall foliage paths (he hates running) and drink spiked apple cider and cozy down in mounds of down comforter blankets on your king sized bed. Assassin Daddy knows how to woo a Basic Bitch. 

Francisco: oh god, I have a hard time with this character. I don’t vibe with him. But there is a candle called Marshmallow Fireside that I feel like I should like, but I really don’t, so it’s perfect for Francisco.  

Oberyn: oooh something rich and golden, like Butterscotch Bourbon. I just made that up, but doesn’t that sound nice? Call me, BBW. I’m going to go outside the guidelines here and say Oberyn smells like Nag Champa incense, my favorite incense, which is full-bodied and rich and soothing, just like Oberyn. He doesn’t rile you up, he helps you calm down in the best ways. Just like incense. 

Pero Tovar: Pier 1 had a candle called Rain I bought for years and years, before they discontinued it. It smelled like a mix of petrichor and the rocks you pull out of a stream. It was perfect, and I was so sad when they stopped making it. And now Pier 1 is out of business. Should have kept making that candle, Pier 1. Anyway, Pero smells like Rain. RIP Pier 1. 

Max Phillips: just today I saw BBW has a new candle called Vampire Blood and I have no idea what it smells like, but it’s perfect for Max. So yeah, Vampire Blood. Otherwise I don’t think he smells like anything. He is those decorative candles that look great but don’t smell.

Maxwell Lord: you just know this dude smells like Drakkar Noir. 

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judith: daryl, do you have a crush?

daryl: the only crush i have is CRUSHING NEGAN'S SKULL

daryl: also y/n