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OPEN RP

❝ the squirrels....    they’re  comin’ for ya ,  thanos....   get ready to....  ❞

❝ perish. ❞  

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what if i just... started using danny devito as an fc ?   would anyone notice ?    would anyone care ?

#♥*♡+:｡.｡ ( is eating ass kosher ? / out ! ) ｡.｡:+♡*♥

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Fun with Coding

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akbarasghar.

Kamala groaned as she watched Toad and his vehicle get hit by the red shell, not having anything on her she could use to deflect the red shell. A few other players zoomed by her, Doreen’s character being one of them. “Man I was in first place too. I’ll get you back for that, just wait and see.” Kamala responded, putting a determined look on her face. “Why don’t we do this more often? This is fun.”

❝ good luck with that ! ❞          haughty competitive laughter   /   she’s practiced.            ❝ me and donkey kong are so   n*sync   it’s   tearin’ up my heart. ❞

❝ and if you’re thinking what i’m thinking  -----  which is that we need to make this a regular thing like   fancy people and brunch....    we totally should. ❞

#akbarasghar #♥*♡+:｡.｡ ( verse001. main squeeze ! ) ｡.｡:+♡*♥

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spiidernerd.

      “Uh, kind of, I guess,” he responded. “Wait, how do you know him?” Peter looked at the girl with mild confusion, while at the same time trying not to stare at THE TAIL. He had so many questions.

❝ i maaaay just be the girl who beat up doctor doom for him that one time... ❞          her smile’s too telling ,   &  her eye - contact intense.           ❝ —--  okay ,  i definitely am.   he didn’t let me be an avenger though ,  which is what i was hoping for. ❞          gaze unwavering ,  she knows what’s on his mind.    same thing most people think when they meet her.             ❝  i’m squirrel girl.    and ,  yes.    my tail is real.    go ahead and ask your questions ,   it’s better just to let it all out at once.  ❞

#spiidernerd #♥*♡+:｡.｡ ( verse001. main squeeze ! ) ｡.｡:+♡*♥

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goldauric.

      “Well – m’ not saying you have to ever use it. But I’m kinda like the less evil and corrupt version of The Godfather around here, so it makes me feel nice and fuzzy inside knowing I get to minimize chances of death and mutilation.” He kind of feels like asking if she was ever bit by a radioactive squirrel before, but for some reason that just doesn’t seem like the right thing to say. “Hey, off topic. And definitely not obligated to answer,” god dammit, “but were you like … are your powers … natural? Like how the hell did you end up … how did you squirrel.”

death  &  mutilation sure sound great !    said nobody.    ever.    (  except maybe the worlds worst villains.  )    the best word to describe the sound that erupts from her throat at his jokes is a chortle ,  but that doesn’t quite cover it.    no hint of the previous anxiety remains ,  outta dodge like it’s face is plastered on a wanted poster.    the question catches her off - guard  -----  it isn’t rude ,  but it’s not something one should ask.           ❝ --- i really have no idea ,  tony.    no idea. ❞          a shrug is thrown into the mix ,  but she’s still smiling   /   a ray of sunshine in hazel eyes.           

 ❝  as far as we know it’s natural ,  but we don’t know exactly what happened.    our best guess is literally just that my DNA somehow got mixed with a squirrel’s.   like ,   duh. ❞

#goldauric #♥*♡+:｡.｡ ( verse001. main squeeze ! ) ｡.｡:+♡*♥

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kaarmana.

“I mean…yeah I do. But it’s not just something I do for people unless it’s needed. Messing with interdimentional travel can land you in some serious trouble. Why do you ask?”

❝ well ,  doctor..  what if i told you... ❞          a pause ,  if only for dramatic effect.          ❝  ...that i have a friend on  -------  the other siiiiide ?   not like ,   THE   other side.   but another side. ❞    

#kaarmana #♥*♡+:｡.｡ ( verse001. main squeeze ! ) ｡.｡:+♡*♥

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ophdian.

    AFTER A BEAT, LOKI OFFERED HIS SQUIRRELY FRIEND A SHRUG. “I suppose it depends on who you ask. If you were to ask me, I would say it’s wonderful. If you were to ask– oh, I don’t know… let’s say most Midgardians, they’d probably tell you it was a bad idea to put ANY faith in me.” he halted in front of a display of highlighters and, after inspecting one of them, gestured for her to come closer. “They’d be wrong, though.” Loki hummed. He held a highlighter labeled DIADEM up to her cheek, then tutted to himself. No, no. That tone was too cold for Doreen. She was the very definition of an autumn. “Makeovers are one thing I never take lightly.”

❝ y’know ,   my mom says i don’t need makeup because i’m already pretty. ❞          a saying she wished she believed with more gusto.    some days were better than others.   

closer to him ,  a grin takes over   ----   she knows he’ll make her beautiful.      this date will not fail !    she’ll be likeable !     huggable !     maybe even kissable !    (   she’d better be.   the god holds her would - be heart in his hands like a bird.   )    would - be   /   hopeless romantic romanticizing outer beauty as if that sparked the date to begin with.         ❝  ------  aren’t you gonna ask me about her ?    you totally were ,  right ?    i’ll save you some time.   she’s really pretty !   and smart !   and funny !   all the good stuff ,  like ,  for real.  she’s super cute even when she’s not trying to be...  a-and her hair always smells really good...    gosh ,  loki  !    i don’t know why she wants to date me but   -----   here we are ! ❞  

#ophdian #she's so excited omg #♥*♡+:｡.｡ ( verse001. main squeeze ! ) ｡.｡:+♡*♥

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❝ ♫ IT’S GONNA TAKE A LOT TO DRAG ME AWAAAAY FROM YOUUUU --- ♫ ❞

#this can be open if u want it to #♥*♡+:｡.｡ ( verse004. bucked tooth baby ! ) ｡.｡:+♡*♥

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#♥*♡+:｡.｡ ( she’s a human & also squirrel ! / music. ) ｡.｡:+♡*♥ #uhguhguhhusd

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  to the tune of the 60s spiderman theme song :    

    ♫    IS    SHE   TOUGH  ?      LISTEN ,  BUD  !                              SHE’S   GOT   PARTIALLY   SQUIRREL   BLOOD !    ♫  / promo psd / template.

#( self promo. ) #bls #i hunger

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" sorry , uhm. you're in my seat. "

❝  ——– oh   my    GOSH !     i’m so sorry !!   ❞           tail tense ,  little hands frantically gathering her things.             ❝  i - i didn’t even realize.. ❞               now standing —-  she shifts awkwardly to the side.

#doreen is too pure for this world #qdir #verse tbd;

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Blackstreet ft. Mya | Take Me There (1998)

#♥*♡+:｡.｡ ( she’s a human & also squirrel ! / music. ) ｡.｡:+♡*♥ #ooohhhhhh the nostalgia is strong with this one

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kaarmana.

Stephen cringed at the sight of her tail knocking things over. This needed to stop before it became a problem and something valuable actually broke. Within seconds, the two of them were now standing on the sidewalk outside the Sanctum. With nothing of value within arms reach of the younger girl, Stephen gave a relieved sigh. “Now what was it you were saying?”

❝  -----------  whooooaaa !     that’s never getting old. ❞          brief exclamation ends abruptly ,   she straightens herself.  prim  &  proper.    there is a time  &  a place for childlike wonder but it’s much better to face these kinds of things      ✦ ✧  with a sense of poise   &   rationality !  ✧✦     a giggle suppressed from a train of thought so often derailed.          ❝ i heard you can help people cross realities.    like ,  a dimensional travel agent...  is that true ? ❞  

#kaarmana #♥*♡+:｡.｡ ( verse001. main squeeze ! ) ｡.｡:+♡*♥ #heh

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hisstark.

    [ SMS: Tiny girl. ] Well I’m glad you didn’t get hurt.      [ SMS:  Tiny girl. ] I’ll send someone to help you bring him in. How does that sound?     [ SMS: Tiny girl. ]; then we can go get ice cream. 

  [ text ;  🎊 iron man !!!    ]    mr. stark ,  i’m not five.   [ text ;  🎊 iron man !!!    ]    i’m a grown woman ,  you know.   [ text ;  🎊 iron man !!!   ]      ...but if you’re buying ,  i’ll take some ice cream.

#doreen vc* hah ! me ? hurt ? only in the most dastardly villain's wildest dreams ! #hisstark #♥*♡+:｡.｡ ( verse001. main squeeze ! ) ｡.｡:+♡*♥

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An inquisitive squirrel that got its head stuck inside a pumpkin while foraging in a Halloween-themed garden. Photograph captured by Max Ellis.

#squirrel /// #♥*♡+:｡.｡ ( & pals ! / friends. ) ｡.｡:+♡*♥ #OH MY GOD #is that dwight schrute

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akbarasghar.

“What, no way! Mister Fantastic is like the O-G stretchy slash bendy person. I could never be as cool as him,” Kamala replied without taking her attention off the screen, as the two played Mario Cart together. “You aren’t trying to distract me so I lose, are you?”

❝ what ?   ------  are you kidding ?!    you’re automatically the coolest   EVER   for not only taking me seriously ,  but being my friend and playing games with me and  listening to me ramble about how fantastically wonderfully amazingly great you are  ------------   SO I CAN TRY TO DISTRACT YOU FROM THIS RED SHELL !     AHAHAHAHAHA !  ❞

#akbarasghar #♥*♡+:｡.｡ ( verse001. main squeeze ! ) ｡.｡:+♡*♥