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Achillean Task: don't worry, it'll definitely work. Definitely. No way this could fail. It's like 99% likely to succeed, it's in the bag, it's almost TOTALLY surefire, the only way it could POSSIBLY fail is if is if oh shit oh fuck if THAT happened oh fuck oh shit oh GOD AUUUUGH

the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

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hate sex is the best sex

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The desire to write a BG3 pro-wrestling AU is SO strong honestly

KARLACH WRESTLER??!!!

#i can see it in my mind #but it would also be super cringe #and niche #but it's fun to think about at least #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #karlach #athena #athena roh #roh #also please marry me athena

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I really like drawing mid-battle kissies

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mmmm toxic yuri

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Shadowzel | Credit: Migaloo1939 on Twitter

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Obsessed with these moon lesbians.

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Chk!

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Wyll is that professional athlete who hits Naruto hand signs after scoring a goal.

Wyll names his moves. That's it, that is the post.

#there is also footage of him going super saiyan #and he frequently wears One Piece merch during interviews #bg3 #wyll ravengard

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Wyll: Provoke the Blade *cool guy pose* and suffer its sting!

Tav: Man, what a fucking nerd.

Astarion: Man, what a fucking nerd.

Shadowheart: What a fucking nerd.

Lae'zel: Holy shit that was badass.

personally, i think its underrated how lae'zel will quote wyll's superhero entrance line. it's really sweet the way she heard 'provoke the blade...and suffer its sting' and used it to speak positively of wyll post-mizora situation

#lae'zel and wyll bond over their mutual love of badass jump-based entrances #bg3 #baldur's gate #lae'zel #wyll ravengard #bg3 wyll #bg3 lae'zel #bg3 memes

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Haven't posted in a while but I swear I'm not dead. Just got busy with work TT

I've also been playing a lot of BG3 so here's a sketch

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What if Pokemon & Animal Crossing had a crossover game? #10 Made in Blender, Wooper design by @omuart on instagram!

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Honestly MAJOR missed opportunity for Karlach to have some kind of permanent 'buff' that deals minor fire damage to anyone who touches her in melee. Like obviously it'd be strong for fighting beasts, because every time they hit her with claws/fangs they take damage, but just from a STORY-TELLING ASPECT?

How heartbreaking would it be when you're trying to cast Cure Wounds on her? In order to heal her, you have to hurt yourself and she KNOWS IT. You go to cast Longstrider on the party and you hesitate as you reach Karlach. Yeah, it's only a few points of damage, it's not that big a deal, but does she REALLY need it? Is it worth it?

You linger, hesitate. You realize you don't want to touch her. You realize that's what EVERYONE thinks when they see her. You realize she KNOWS You're hesitating, staring at her sheepishly as you try to think of whether or not it's worth the pain just to help her.

You learn to support her from a distance. Healing Word. It's not as effective, but you don't need to get hurt for her sake. And so she learns to get used to receiving help from a distance. Just words of encouragement. It's all anyone wants to give her. Maybe it's all she'll ever get.

Aid? Bardic Inspiration? You don't need to touch her to give it to her. You can keep her at a distance and not get burned. And you're still helping her.

It's just... cold.

#this started out with me annoyed at larian for not reflecting story-related plot elements in any kind of mechanical way #like it would be so easy and so impactful but noooo #leave it to the freaking MODDERS i guess #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #bg3 memes #shadowheart #karlach #karlach my beloved #karlach bg3

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I don’t know which author needs to hear this right now but even if you never update your wip i would never regret reading it a time of joy is never wasted