*deep sigh* i wish some distant relative of mine would leave me an old farm in their will so i could fuck off to the countryside and save the harvest goddess
Santa Claus has his own personal hotline. Calling 951-262-3062 takes you straight to Santa’s voicemail, where he says he’s busy building toys, reminds kids that their families love them very much, tells them to be good and listen to their parents, and asks them to leave a message with their Christmas wishes. Source Source 2
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