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I'm back on my bullshit. I am BACK on my bullshit. I will protect this character with my LIFE!!! I will morph into Carl Grimes, istg. I will make a bigass sign, pointing to me, that reads "I fucking LOVE comic Lydia". I will skin EVERYONE alive!!! "B-But Lydia was toxic and a horrible character 🥺". Kill yourself. I hope your bones are crushed by the weight of my massive balls. I STAN Lydia!!! I LOVE HER SM!! Giggles and kicks my feet

#I've gone off the deep end #twd comics>>> #comic Lydia #aka my gf

[haiihellooo]

How it feels to be one of the only comic Lydia fans to exist:

#yes #I'm still not over it #comic Lydia #twdcomics

[haiihellooo]

Every moment of my life has become: "TWD Comics >>>>TWD Show." I love those fucking comics, bro. I will eat each page. (except-y'know-the super disturbing ones).

#thewalkingdead #twdcomics

[haiihellooo]

On a short note, to whoever wrote the manga Metamorphosis, I hope you break every fucking one of the 206 bones in your body, and thirst to death crawling on your way to find water in the Atacama Desert. That shit messed me up, and I read TWD comics. That's gotta say something.

#This isn't even a rant I'm genuinely shook

[haiihellooo]

"Stares at you with my autistic eyes" "AUTSIM CREATURE!!" I'm UsInG mY rOsE tOy 🤪" "All men are the same" "WhY aRe DiCkS sO uGlY??" "Sex is so gross!!" (Don't have it. Simple) "Bros before hoes <<< Chicks before dicks" (The second one just tries to hard. It's not funny. It's just not funny) "Transfem/Transmasc vibes!!" "I WANT THEIR GENDER SO BAD!" "She was a boy, he was a girl" Neopronouns (Cancel me if you want, I'm not calling you bunbunself, or whatever the fuck) Forced gay/straight ships "Literally any Cupcakke remix" "Let me pretend I care ✨" "YAOI ❤️" "Turns every character under the sun gay/trans" "All bodies are beautiful" (Some just aren't, dude) "Fat acceptance!" (Fat chance) Whitewashing/Blackwashing "Who want me? 😋" "Save this pin for glass skin" "Girl, I-" "Whisper girls" (Aka dumb bitches on Pinterest who think they just came up with the funniest joke known to man) Whispers with either a random ass pic of an anime charcter or some Korean woman pouting. Overly offensive memes (Where's the joke?) "Taylor's version" (I like some of her songs, but please, please, shut the fuck up) "Acne is hot" Most of the MLP fandom (Most of it is just making Pinkie Pie/Fluttershy a serial killer, giving all of them mental disorders, or making them all gay/trans. Stop. Let me enjoy my fucking show) South Park fandom Most of Reddit Most modern music (Call me a "quirky teen" if you want, but I fucking hate modern music. "I don't wanna kill myself, I just wanna fix my health 🖤" Okay? How am I supposed to enjoy listening to that?) "Normalize periods" (I am saying this with 101% sincerity, as a female: Idgaf. "Normalize eating" Stfu, it's a normal thing. Stop fighting for it like you need rights to have a fucking period. Normalize shutting the fuck up) "If fucked ur mom lololol!" This generation is fucked. I hate it. Everyone annoys me.

#I'm done #I am so fucking done #I'm just angry #I'm just letting the intrusive thoughts win at this point

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Me when I lie. If you can't handle them, don't read them. 🤷‍♀️

“Twd comics are poorly written trash. I wish people would stop glorifying it.”

#who hurt this poor individual? #better than the show imo

[haiihellooo]

I know I talk too much, but I had to get this out, because, like I said, I have nothing better to do. Okay, so, first of all I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE!! I don't know why so many things piss me off, like, to the point where I'll be like "I won't think about this tonight" and it keeps me up all night. Idk if this is some childish shit or I'm genuinely gonna burst a blood vessel. Some stupid fucker says something online and I HAVE to respond. Misunderstandings piss me off so much, and with that, I will name shit that's been pissing me off lately. 1. The comic Lydia situation- I LOVE comic Lydia to death, and I'm sure the two people who, yearly, accidentally click on my posts know that too, but these DUMBASS bitches don't know that. Every FUCKING time I see a post about comic Lydia, it's some braindead idiot saying the same thing we've seen a million times. YES, SHE LICKED CARL'S EYE! WE FUCKING GET IT! "I can't believe Lydia would do that 🥺" If it's so traumatizing, DON'T.READ.THE.COMICS! Another thing is how Lydia was 16 and Carl was 13. I've already established that I ONLY ship TV!Carl X Comic!Lydia/TV!+Comic!Carl (whatever fucking fusion I created) X Comic!Lydia, but people be saying shit like "OMG, LYDIA'S SUCH A CREEPY CREEPER FOR THAT 😭😭!" Bffr, bitch, this girl has been to hell and back, AND was taught so much bullshit. 1. That childhood didn't exist, 2. That people could do WHATEVER the hell they want to her, and 3. That she was an animal. What the fuck do you expect? Lollipops and daisies? Open your eyes, brotha. For some reason, people are saying that Lydia SA'd Carl and trauma dumped on him about her situation at camp. Really? That's what we're going with? Dude, she was TAUGHT to DO these THINGS! Holy CRAPPPPAPAPAP!! 2. The SHOW Lydia situation- This girl makes me want to peel the skin off of my nonexistent balls. People will sympathize for TV Lydia SO much! "She didn't deserve what she went through!!" Be so fr. TV Lydia didn't even scratch the surface of what comic Lydia went through. Sure, she was in a shitty situation too, but girl got TWO boyfriends AND two father figures. Comic Lydia got slapped in the fucking face by her mom, and, in the end, didn't even get to be with Carl. Wtf is this? And people say: "Well, she got bullied." I'm not sure being bullied is worse than being r-worded and nearly killed to spite your mother. I see all these FUCKING "TV Lydia >>> Comic Lydia" shit. What did this girl do? They make her seem like a monster for doing WHAT SHE WAS TAUGHT! If someone tells you "Hey, y'know red means go and green means stop" from the time you're 10, I bet you'd get hit by a fucking 18 wheeler. Another thing, that bitch was ANNOYING! Jesus Christ, I don't wanna sound one-sided but HOLY CRAP! Nothing against Cassady, but "WAAA, MY MAMA HATES ME!" Girl, stop. The Chandler Riggs situation- Stfu about this horse shit. It never happened. Kys. Free my man Chandler 💪 Empty fanbase- I can't do it. I can't fucking do it. I have to keep recycling the same comic Lydia images over and over and OVER AGAIN! There's hardly ANY fanart of her, hardly ANY edits, and the ONLY time I see anything with her "Me reacting to Lydia licking Carl's eye 🤓" These pussy baby bitches, bro. I'm literally alone here. Whenever I try to defend my point online, some overweight person behind a computer SHITS on my FUCKING point, leaving me looking like a damn idiot. All because I'm saying you shouldn't label a kid as a creep because she's scared. But NOOOOOOOOOO, one person says something and the fucking hivemind begins. I'm here with my SCRAPS of comic Lydia content. My SHITASS DRAWINGS, all because people, for some reason, want this girl dead. And with that, I will stfu. Idgaf. Suck my ass. Show Lydia sucks ass, (not) respectfully. I will defend comic Lydia 'til this earth blows. My girl deserves better. If comic Lydia has one fan, it's me. If she has zero fans, I'm dead. And, yes, I will keep being dramatic and rant about dumb shit I read online.

#rant #fuck everyone #comic lydia ate #show lydia fumbled

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Bruh, this shit got me mad as fuck. I went through all this shit to make a comic Lydia playlist and the file's too damn big. I nearly crashed my laptop for THIS?! Fuck it, I'll just list them. 1. Tiffany Giardina - Hurry Up and Save Me 2. Taylor Swift - Style 3. Tangled - Mother Knows Best 4. The Buttress - Brutus 5. Meg & Dia - Monster 6. Avril Lavigne - Wish You Were Here 7. GROUCHO MARX - Lydia the Tattooed Lady

#twd #thewalkingdead #twdc #twdcomics #twd lydia #character playlist

[haiihellooo]

Okay, let me pull up real quick. And, surprisingly enough, I don't have anything negative to say this time! (I do) Let me just start off with FOR THE LOVE OF GOOOOOOODDD!!! I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HER!!! Ever since I started getting interested in the comics, I was WAITING to see her. Fuck the rest of the Whisperers. JUST. HER. I can't sleep, eat, or simply wake up without her on my mind. I love the way they drew her, how she acts, her expressions, her personality, EVERYTHING. And THAT'S why I'm pissed off at her tv counterpart. I wish I could rewrite the TWD show's script, man. I wouldn't SLEEP until I found Lydia's irl lookalike. I wrote all this for nothing.

#y'know #twd #twdc #thewalkingdead #twdcomics #twd lydia #sketch #my art #yada yada #I stalk my own account

[haiihellooo]

That one scene where TV!Lydia gets her ass beaten at Hilltop.

#The show's cool but omg I hated tv Lydia

[haiihellooo]

I never asked this crusty ass, bitchless, unsightly, disgusting, low life, valueless fossil what they thought of my wife.

#rant #ignore this shit #petty shit annoys me

[haiihellooo]

I am her boyfriend irl I am her boyfriend irl I am her boyfriend irl I am her boyfriend irl I am her boyfriend irl I am her boyfriend irl I am-

#twd #thewalkingdead #twdc #twdcomics #twd lydia #twd lydia comic #aka my wife #i love her so much it hurts #I will keep posting these cheap ass Lydia edits until everyone wants me d3ad

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I don't even know why I tag this stupid shit anymore. I hate what they did with her character in the show. Crushes her with my giant fist. Not Carl, tho, he's awesome 👍

#twd #thewalkingdead #twdshow #twdc #twdcomics #twd lydia

[haiihellooo]

It's official. It's fucking official. I am the only person in 2023 who still talks about The Walking Dead comics. ALSO, like I said, I DON'T ship comic Carl and comic Lydia. I would like to, kindly, view them as friends (in the comics). These aren't ships btw, lmao, just dynamics (except Rick/Andrea and Ezekiel/Michonne).

#twd #thewalkingdead #twdcomics #twd lydia #twd carl grimes #twd andrea #twd rick grimes #twd dwight #twd negan #twd ezekiel #twd michonne #If you couldn't tell

[haiihellooo]

One. last. pic. I swear. I like how there're so many problems in the world and I'm here worryig about posting too much pics that no one even looks at.

#oc #oc art #old ass ocs

[haiihellooo]

Bro, I cringe thinking abt this phase I had, but you should know, I have an extreme fear of "ThAt'S nOt YoUr Oc", so I just post shit. Please, have mercy on me

#oc art #please ignore this shit i just want to know it's here

[haiihellooo]

I'm gonna go disappear for another 4 weeks.

#twd #thewalkingdead #twdc #twdcomics #twdshow #twdedit #blah blah blah you get the drift