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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😋 this strain is called demian (1919) it'll have you zoinked outta your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever i don't feel shit

5 minutes later: the bird fights its way out of the egg. the egg is the world. who would be born must first destroy a world. the bird flies to god

my buddy emil, pacing: abraxas is lying to us

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dick van dyke when pussy truck faggot walks in

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dark iron giant

you go i stay

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#lobotomy corporation #wonderlab

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ok but i really love this goofy fella

#garten of banban #hehehhee

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They turned my jester emo can't have shit in this garten

#garten of banban #my loveliest............

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in complete hysterics over this

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having cousins is a great way to add some supporting characters to your life without needing to explain their motivations. they're just cousins

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imagine a story, not of good against evil, but of need against need against need, where everyone is at cross-purposes and everyone is to blame.

you should read What Happens Next by maximumgraves and you should do it today

#what happens next #if you're seeing this on your dashboard hit reblog and read the comic NEOWWWWW #(long time fan)

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say what you will about garten of banban (a lot of which is probably justified) but the fact that theres a series out there that can deliver a halfway decent monologue about nihilism and hopelessness, culminating in the exchange of "life is too short to be sad all the time" "our lives aren't.", giving you a glimpse into the dread that these manmade abominations feel on a day to day basis, hopeless in the knowledge that theyre doomed to an eternity trapped in an underground facility, never able to experience the world from the false memories they have, and none of them can help each other because they dont even know how to help themselves; all before two seconds later Choo Choo Charles from hit indie horror game Choo Choo Charles appears out of the fucking abyss and the cutscene ends??? fucking CINEMA. dudes on twitter can cry all they want but i need more of whatever this nightmare slop is immediately

#garten of banban #for real for real #I've been treating gobb like the regular show of mascot horror slop. like things Just Happen and it doesnt make sense most of the time #yet you kept moving on because you wanna see where the insanity goes and how it will surprise you #anyways great post op

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Funniest thing about putting out a new fic is that people read it, same few people comment(!), and then every other fic you've written starts getting hits too. Like hey guys how's it going, Khajiit has other wares for you.

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very good laios lines this episode

#dungeon meshi #damien haas you are very special to me

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thinking again how gross it is that americans say they won wwii because usa benefited the most from it. truly exposes how in fact wwii was just another "war of conquest" for usa. but at least they are more honest than idiots who seriously believe usa defeated fascism.

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Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

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Sheesh, what a messy wedding. Raspberry jam is all over the place! :T

#poppy playtime #SHOTGUN WEDDINGGGGG

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That one meme

#poppy playtime