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Senpai says you’re welcome

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stabbing is penetration biting is basically kissing and so on. you understand

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love this sentence because it makes it sound like he’s lying about his height. Lestat is six feet tall (source: Lestat)

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really want Brienne and Dany to meet and Dany’s like oh my god a cousin we will surely be the best of friends and she’s asking bri everything about herself like what’s her starsign does she have a sweetheart and bri’s like well I do actually he’s over there and Dany looks to see who it is and

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having sex with your friends is so very normal please stop poisoning the youths minds with shame surrounding hooking up with your friends. especially if you’re gay

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when internet people are like “i love gothic literature but i hate anything that discusses incest, sexual violence, oppression, misogyny, abuse, torture, gore, murder, or death”

#i love death murder violence killing and more! #prev

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I love those "asking cosplayers at a con what their day job is" videos because it's always like

*muffled voice issuing from a huge suit of armor* im a cybersecurity specialist

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Also. Treat fat people with respect or die by my blade.

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bees collecting sap from bloodwood tree.

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What is your most romantic moment in the series? To me it is ‘so he did’ no question but I feel it’s different for every1.

I guess it's a scene rather than a moment but just the whole white sword tower scene between jb! i like that after being so up close and personal all through the riverlands, they're meeting each other again more formally, and they both look so different and for a moment they don't really know how to address each other but opt for these awkward compliments that neither of them knows how to accept..... and then their old familiarity settles in again and there's the whole oathkeeper scene where finally they fully understand one another and establish a mutual trust and it's the culmination of everything that got lost in translation during asos..... and then jb finally dressed as the knight and the lady only to immediately subvert it as jaime, playing the maiden, bestows his knight with a sword for her great quest..... this scene has it all man

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Brienne spending most of asos w Jaime sobbing on the back of the horse shaved bald and covered in shit and next book she’s imagining their wedding. ppl like ‘she could do better’ she doesn’t want better she wants That

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just like the pet you couldn’t keep

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love this sentence because it makes it sound like he’s lying about his height. Lestat is six feet tall (source: Lestat)

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gender euphoria is looking rly hot to other queer people and offputting to everyone else

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when cis people talk about my pre-trans self its he/him and my name. when i talk about my pre-trans self she's a young girl and i killed her and dug her grave with my bare hands and one day i will lie down with her again and our bones will intertwine. you understand